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on the docket

To be on the set arrangement of plans: ON SCHEDULE, ACCORDING TO THE AGENDA
What's on the docket for today?
by JT Dollar Sign August 31, 2003
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upper decker delux (dry)

the act of taking a dump in the tank of the toilet, AFTER disconnecting the chain AND draining the water. with the hope of drying the shitlog to the bottom of tank,guts and or the float.
my budy forgot my cake on my b-day, so i left one "caked" on his! twas the ol' upper decker delux (dry) f***tard
by jay and nick October 26, 2006
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dry docker

to rid a toilet of it flushing water and then to deficate in to the toilet, thus a dry docker
I went to wal mart and gave them a dry docker, it was hilarious.
by Don September 27, 2003
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dickem dockem

(Interjection, Verb, Noun.)/Slang. -
1.(When used as an interjection)- A word that means whatever you want it to mean, because it really doesn't mean anything. It is used because it is fun to say. Can be used as a way to greet people, as a way to express frustration, excitement, surprise, or used randomly for no apparent reason, or when you have nothing else to say or can't think of anything else to say. Also spelled as "dickem dockom".
2. (When used as a verb) - Is said in the form of "dick & dock" or "dick & docked" for past tense. It is less frequently used as a verb than as a interjection, but if you want to use it as a verb, go ahead. Again, it can mean whatever you want it to mean. It is commonly used to refer sexual behavoir or just wasting time.
3. (When used as a noun.) - Is said in the form of "dickem dock". Usually meant as an insult to another person. It could also be used to mean buddy or pal. But it can mean many other things because, again, it can mean whatever you want it to mean.
1. Teacher - Do you see any danger in adopting the sociological perspective too intensely? Ex: if we say society is at work, all choices on how to live, what becomes a personal responsibility for our actions?
Student - Ummmmm...dickem dockem.
2. All she wanted to do was dick & dock.
3. Hey dickem dock, gimme all your lunch money.
by yoyoyo696969 March 14, 2008
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A.C. Slater-Upper Decker Blumpkin

When a man defecates in the top tank of the toilet while receiving oral sex from someone pooping and sitting backwards on the seat.
"Hey girl, my dick is real hard and I noticed that we are both have been farting a lot. Perhaps we should A.C. Slater-Upper Decker Blumpkin"
by Juan Perico March 8, 2009
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upper decker

Also referred to as 'Going Up Top,' the act of taking a shit in the tank of a toilet. Common courtesy not to flush. Used TP should be placed inside drawers, magazines, or the tank itself. Feel free to throw in any other items you can find in the bathroom during the process.
"Man this party sucks... I'll let 'em know how I feel with an Upper Decker"

"Dude!! You shit in my toilet" -> "Where else did you want me to go?" -> "Not in the top part you fuck!!"
by ShitBrick February 24, 2004
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Dockerty

1. v Presenting an amazing idea in a subtle way.

2. n A person that appears shy at first, but then turns out to be fantasticly outgoing.
1. She dockertied her idea about the class trip, but no one heard her.

2. That new girl in class turned out to be a complete dockerty.
by TheBohemian January 15, 2009
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