Definitions by ShitBrick

Zew 

The Polish God of pork.

Let all who worship the Magical Animal kneel before Zew!

Zew by Shitbrick April 19, 2005

pittsburgh plow

After shooting a wad on the face of a woman laying on her back this is the motion of rubbing the scrotum and ass back and forth across her chin and face.

To let Mary know the relationship was over John finished his business and proceeded to give her a Pittsburgh plow.

pittsburgh plow by Shitbrick April 19, 2005

fish hook

While performing intercourse "doggie-style" this maneuver involves the pitcher inserting his curled finger into the catcher's mouth and pulling back to degrade the subject or cause pain.
A "double fish hook" involves the same maneuver using both fingers.
A "rusty fish hook" involves fingering the ass of the catcher prior to insertion of the finger(s) into the mouth.

When I walked in I saw Carlos spanking your sister's ass and giving her the fish hook.

fish hook by Shitbrick April 19, 2005

upper decker

Also referred to as 'Going Up Top,' the act of taking a shit in the tank of a toilet. Common courtesy not to flush. Used TP should be placed inside drawers, magazines, or the tank itself. Feel free to throw in any other items you can find in the bathroom during the process.

"Man this party sucks... I'll let 'em know how I feel with an Upper Decker"

"Dude!! You shit in my toilet" -> "Where else did you want me to go?" -> "Not in the top part you fuck!!"

upper decker by ShitBrick February 24, 2004