Skunk Diving

The act of physically inspecting the source of foul smelling pussy, through cunnilingus or fingering.

LOCK IT DOWN PEOPLE IM GOING SKUNK DIVING. IF I DONT COME BACK TELL...TELL MY DAD I ACCEPT HIS APOLOGY

by TheShadowOnTheMoon March 29, 2011

oyster diving

Lesbo Sex

"I don't know where Sasha went."
"She's Oyster Diving with Henrietta."

by AHK222 August 13, 2014

Gnome Diving

The act of shoving a garden gnome up ones urethera.

I'm into gnome diving. That's pretty kinky

by Papa gnoogi August 12, 2016

Shit Divingboard

When hovering over a nasty toilet the poop bounces off your balls before splashing into the toilet

My girl said my balls taste like a shit divingboard

by Asshole110 October 30, 2019

Washington Dolphin Diving

The process of setting up croquet rings and running slightly crouched through them so that your penis can slip through them and lift them from the ground in rapid succession.

Bill: "Hey look at Tim over there! He's quite good at Washington Dolphin Diving!"

Robert: "Yeah look at him tear those fuckers straight outta the ground!"

by I0I00 July 5, 2011

Deep C diving at dawn

Sleepy morning deep cunt sex with your wife - when your eyes are all misty, the waves are crashing all around you and your bird is squawking.

Matt: You look tired mate.

Gus: I know, I was woken early by the wife and ended up deep C diving at dawn. Beans for breakfast, it's set me up for the day.

by Floogals November 27, 2016

Divine

Better than perfect, what people will say if they read a book or eat something that is better than perfect.

to er is human, to forgive is divine

by James Lowe September 13, 2004