Distortion Language

Noun.
A form of spanglish and other made up words used widely in the Miami Lakes and Hialeah areas of South Florida. Founded by two brothers Andre and Migz Arellano circa 1998 and since then it has spread to the local scene in said area.

"Most teenagers in Miami Lakes and Hialeah now speak to each other in distortion language."

by Chingon December 16, 2005

distorted vision

distorted vision it the running mate of the blur not his sidekick they split the leader duties don the middle he has the ame powers as the blur but he also uses guns and knives and swords and shit like that

distorted vision will blow yer goddam hed off while you are hiding from the blur

by billy aka the nessilator November 3, 2003

distortionary

Propaganda in the form of a documentary. Usually a gross distortion of truth by the use of selective facts and hyperbole.

FAHRENHEIT 9/11, Nazi propaganda films, Planned parenthood brochures

by Truuth December 4, 2004

Distortion

Usally associate this word with drugs, crime and prison

Oh man, what a distorted life you have

by aye December 15, 2003

distorded

1. v. to act crazy or unsensibly
2. v. to act igorantly
4. adj. tight (fashionable)

1. He is so high, he's distorted.
2. Stop ackin so distorted or you gone get yo ass kicked.
3. Check out da shoes on dat ride, dem rims distorted.

by Iesha "dragonluvher" Whiting June 22, 2003

distortoe face

some one who's face takes on a new look while trying to pry something apart or open something real tight.

check out matt's distortoe face while he trys to lift that tire

by samich February 28, 2009

Disaporntment

The feeling you get when you click on the xxx ad, and it takes your cheap ass to a screen asking for your credit card number.

Guy 1: Man, I was on the Internet last night looking up some really hot porn, but right before it let me in, it said I had to buy a membership.

Guy 2: Must have been a real disaporntment.

by Terse November 11, 2012