Son of a dildo

Like son of a bitch but worse.

You hit my car you son of a dildo!

by Lord Fartington master of shit December 29, 2014

dildo

City in Newfoundland, Canada

I live in dildo

no joke, its a town

by Chach March 4, 2003

human dildo

a person, male or female, who is so good at pleasuring his or her partner that they no longer require a dildo or vibrator to pleasure themselves.
Often a borderline nymphomaniac, the human dildo is an exceptional and sought-after lover.
A good human dildo is just happy to be there, selfless, patient, and thorough in his or her ministrations. Usually produces multiple orgasms.

Girl: "oh WOW! Remember that geeky guy I went out with last night? Well, I wasn't really into him until we started fooling around and he ate me out while finger fucking me at the same time! I have never been so turned on in my life, he knew all my pleasure buttons and wouldn't rush things, even when I was begging him for more! Then, he found my G-spot. Oh. My. God. I lost count after the first 20 orgasms! I could barely walk this morning!"

Friend: "LUCKY! You found a human dildo! Keep that one!

by Aphrodisia February 19, 2008

Dildo Faggins

The homosexual hobbit. Short and ill-tempered, Dildo Faggins is a true asshole. A Dildo Faggins also has several homosexual tendencies, and can't handle his weed.

by Conquistador May 3, 2003

Shrek Dildo

Green dildo the size of a redwood tree. Used by famous celebs such as Miley Cyrus and Tom Cruise.

That's going to hurt someone, that's a Shrek Dildo if I've ever seen one.

by ChodeBurgelor January 9, 2015

organic dildo

A dildo made of flesh and blood, attached to a person of the male sex.

Mary's vibrator wasn't doing the job, so after dinner, I let her use my organic dildo.

by bam! October 24, 2003

dildo pen

A writing instrument used to draft, write, and/or sign a contract or promissory note that fucks you out of everything you own and/or owed, plus 9.9%

They must have handed me a dildo pen when I signed the contract because after I signed it I don't have shit.

by blindedbygreed September 25, 2011