by SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK63 March 26, 2019

When a woman sexually stimulates a man's penis either orally or manually until he is moments away from cumming. She then firmly presses down on his urethra, causing the ejaculate to retract back into his shaft. This action is comparable to the boy who stuck his finger in the dike which consequently plugged the dam in Holland. This is extremely painful and emotionally scarring for a man, yet very pleasing for a woman if the fucker deserved it.
Sophia: Tom is such an asshole, why did you go home with him from the party last night?
Kayla: Oh that's okay, I teased the hell out of him and then gave him the angry dike.
Sophia: Oh damn!
Kayla: Oh that's okay, I teased the hell out of him and then gave him the angry dike.
Sophia: Oh damn!
by kaybearbee September 25, 2011

by CrimsonGhost July 15, 2004

by JohnPaulIII October 31, 2007

(noun) A really burly fat female, who you have to look at twice to see if she really is a man or a woman. Usually seen driving a truck, sporting a baseball cap and smelling like poo cheese.
Eddy: I drove past a trucker dike yesterday.
John: Woah, what did she look like?
Eddy: A man with hormone problems.
John: Woah, what did she look like?
Eddy: A man with hormone problems.
by Sallnat October 30, 2007

by Grandma... February 26, 2007

by Assbagmann December 8, 2009
