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Van dike

A big lesbian that acts like a man.
by SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK63 March 26, 2019
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The Angry Dike

When a woman sexually stimulates a man's penis either orally or manually until he is moments away from cumming. She then firmly presses down on his urethra, causing the ejaculate to retract back into his shaft. This action is comparable to the boy who stuck his finger in the dike which consequently plugged the dam in Holland. This is extremely painful and emotionally scarring for a man, yet very pleasing for a woman if the fucker deserved it.
Sophia: Tom is such an asshole, why did you go home with him from the party last night?
Kayla: Oh that's okay, I teased the hell out of him and then gave him the angry dike.

Sophia: Oh damn!
by kaybearbee September 25, 2011
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Power Dike

A lesbian who is often very "mannish" in appearance. A woman who is very androgynous in nature.
Holy shit, check out that power dike!

I can't stand Kerry, shes such a power dike!
by CrimsonGhost July 15, 2004
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dike dick

a dildo lesbians use during intercourse with eachother
"Those lesbians must have used a dike dick last night
by JohnPaulIII October 31, 2007
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trucker dike

(noun) A really burly fat female, who you have to look at twice to see if she really is a man or a woman. Usually seen driving a truck, sporting a baseball cap and smelling like poo cheese.
Eddy: I drove past a trucker dike yesterday.
John: Woah, what did she look like?
Eddy: A man with hormone problems.
by Sallnat October 30, 2007
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sike-a-dike

bisexual female; also refered to as a dick dike.
Don't fuck wit Keisha. She's a sike-a-dike.
by Grandma... February 26, 2007
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Butt Dike

a doushe bag, or someone that is just obnoxious in general
by Assbagmann December 8, 2009
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