snatch disaster

A very loose, ran through poontang, sometimes the end result of a brutal child birth.

1)Man after her pushing out that ten pound baby, she was really a snatch disaster!
2)Don't mess with her, she is a walking snatch disaster!

by Choach Poacher October 20, 2018

F.I.M.A. Disaster

When one has an unexpected disaster that makes one feel as if they just got "fucked in my ass." Usually financial in nature, but always a major catastrophe.

"When the transmission went out on my car, I declared it a F.I.M.A. disaster. It cost me over $2,000!"

by Absolut Ang January 27, 2009

Disasterbate

v. The act of maserbating and someone interrupts the act, just at the point of climax but before the actual ejaculation, so you have no option but to just put your junk back in you pants and cum all over the the inside of your shorts.

Me: My mom walked in just as I was ejaculating. I had NO time to cum on anything so I just shoved everything back in my pants and came all over myself. what a disaster.

Friend: Dude, you disasterbated!! Hilarious!

by Dr. K. Moon November 19, 2010

disasterful

A combination of the words disasterous and masterful.

I went out drinking with the guys last night. We hit up fourteen bars, but I don't remember the last six. What a disasterful evening!

by Pableau July 5, 2006

beast master of disaster

Literally, one who is experienced in excelling, especially in situations concerning catastrophes. However, this term is often used sarcastically, when the person described has actually performed a negatively noteworthy action.

Tiffany: "So Thomas Jefferson had a prostitute he took around in a carriage."
Stephen: "Beast master of disaster..."
Tiffany: "What did you say???"
Justin: "Dieu, mistakes were made."

by otm_mas October 12, 2011

Seconds From Disaster

An average to decent band from San Diego, CA with obvious influences from Impending Doom and Sleeping Giant (and stolen riffs from For The Fallen Dreams), this band attracts local hardcore/scene kids that have horrible to average taste in music. Most of the fans are members from other local bands with the same amount of talent (little to none). The general sound of this band is low tuned guitars and muddy distortion with every song sounding the same.

The current members of the band are:
Jeremy - vocals (Has a huge ass)
Eddie - 'lead' guitar (Smells like tacos)
Evan - bass (Definitely jewish and awkwardly creepy)
Ian - guitar (Definitely hates the band and didn't write this what-so-ever)
Tony - drums (Better than the last drummer that we wont name)

Ex members:
Max - drums

-"What up, did you see that hella' buttery legit ass mutha fuckin show Seconds From Disaster played last night?"

-"Naw bro, I was raging with the homies but it's whatever though because they'll just play some shitty house show next weekend anyways"

-"Naw dude it's all about house shows!"

-"For sure."

by ONE LEGIT ASS MUTHA FUCKA. July 25, 2009

diabetic disaster

1. A huge honkin piece of food that is probably about 80% sugar and about 80% likely to kill a diabetic.

See: Chocolate Suicide

2. A diabetic who eats so much sugary or sweet foods that they are most likely to not be alive within a year.

See: Fatty fatty boombalatty

1) "You're going to eat that diabetic disaster?" "Yes"
2) "Man, that kid over there is just one big walking diabetic disaster"

by Dark_Midget June 12, 2006