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Meth detective

Noun/ Person under the influence of methamphetamine and/or another hard drug that thinks they are discovering or unmasking a large conspiracy.
There was a lady across the road screaming about how lizard people are taking over the world, I think she’s a meth detective.
by Dread Pirate Phillips May 8, 2022
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Secret Detective

When you are banging a girl, and you have your friend hide in the closet, and while you are banging her up the butt, you pretends that your penis slips out, and then your friend quickly rushes to the scene and starts banging her up the butt. Then you leave the room, and go by a window which she is facing, and then you wave to her or do something noticable, and then she realizes, "Who's banging me?"
Dude, when I was giving my girlfriend a Secret Detective and she found out that it wasn't me at the end, she was like "What the fuck!?!?"!
by Zaroosh Innoutian January 7, 2006
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Obesity Detective

People who study how people got fat. They then analyze other details like if they will continue to get fat, or if they will lose it, or were most of their fat goes.
Obesity Detective1- "Well she gained three chins over the summer"

Obesity Detective 2- "She probably ate a lot and never got her now huge ass any exercise."
by Obesity Detective March 3, 2008
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ace ventura pet detective

like ACE! but you add the name of ace ventura pet detective on the end
god, that gig was ace ventura pet detective!
by skinnygangster September 5, 2006
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He is a very bright detective with a PHD in pyschology and a MD in gynocology. His head is about a thick as a piece of paper. Fuck nigger assfuck?
Detective Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar P.H.D M.D is fucked up (claim mallory and nate)
by Mallate March 31, 2005
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detective

Verb. To find, and then tell the details of a pick-up strategy that someone posted on an online public forum to, its intended target.

Possibly originated on the "misc" bulletin board of the bodybuilding forum.
"Man bruh I totally made a thread about whether to pick up this chick who I saw at the gym watching me work my gluts and I all got a message from her talking about that thread! I got detectived! You detectives detectived me! Weak bruh."
by Shiggity April 14, 2014
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detective scrotes

"detective scrotes" is here to analyze the hatchet wound
by irnko June 18, 2008
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