Big decisions

Something to think about when you hear news for the first time and you don’t know how to act

No way, I have to think before making big decisions

by Greedybitch101 December 23, 2019

split decision

an ass, place where you shit; comes from the hard decision of choosing the right or left cheek

I see your split decision.

by Big Man Mac February 1, 2008

bad decision

The recipient of drunken sex, specifically sex that gets the giver in trouble.

Guy #1: "Dude.. I was totally a bad decision last night."
Guy #2: "Yeah? I bet she looked mortified afterwards."
Guy #1: "Nah, dude. I'm the best bad decision she'll ever make."

by Lexicon101 June 26, 2010

Decision

Something that women have a hard time reaching.

Woman 1: I don't know about that.

Woman 2: Well, since it's your decision, make it!

Woman 1: Why?

Woman 2: I don't know. It feels right.

Woman 1: Are you sure about that?

Woman 2: Maybe.

Woman 1: Let's go to the mall.

Woman 2: Okay!

by Ereck Flowers February 15, 2015

Decisions

When you have to fart a decision has to be made. This term stemmed from an all nighter in SF when my friend Melissa had bad gas and said she couldn't help it. I then explained my theory on how a decision must be made. So, if you have to fart you say: I have a decision to make.

a. I need to make a decision.

b. Ewe take your decisions over there!!

by Alaina Joyxoxo February 19, 2009

Trevor Decision

Knowingly diving head first into any form of scenario you are entirely aware will grant you brief satisfaction followed by an extended period of hatred, self-loathing, and an unsurpassed period of sadness, followed by a period of time that leads to the consideration of even more decisions of the like. Commonly found going in vicious cycles out of the idea that just because one human is bad, someone incredibly similar to them must be different because they're not the same person. Root words; "Trevor"- Celtic origin- meaning big dick. "Decision"- unknown origin"- a choice with a known outcome, even if the known is an unknown variable.

"Yo man, see that girl over there in the choker and the red to black ombre lipstick? She's gonna be my next Trevor Decision"

by Guarddog33 May 17, 2018

Decisioneering

Decisioneering is the over-engineering of a simple decision because you can. In fact by using Decisioneering often the event that drove the decision point is over, closed out and has expired by the time the Decisioneered solution has been finalized.

A committee of analysts commenced a Decisioneering process on how to best go about killing a fly. They considered using a flyswatter, as well as researching, proposing, socializing, re-researching, re-proposing, many other ideas. In the end they decisioneered an elaborate, well researched, and effective Rube Goldberg device. Only then did they notice that the fly had left the room.

by PIhToAeCnAix August 26, 2007