Deforestation

When you're masturwaiting and you unconsciously play with your pubes to the point that they are removed, generally only in a certain area.

"Ooh, I like the scenery tonight, baby. Have you been manscaping exotically for me?"
"Just a bit of deforestation, love. I know how you enjoy things kinky."

by Mortechant June 29, 2015

devastational

Simultaneously devastating and sensational, especially when describing an act where some form of destruction is involved.

At WrestleMania X-7, Jeff Hardy hit a Swanton Bomb off the top of the ladder and put Rhino and Spike through a table. That was devastational!

by MarkRabo July 27, 2010

Defebration

A private (or sometimes non-private) celebration one partakes in when having immense relief from defecating, or finally being able to after bouts of constipation or disease.

During my defebration in Barnes 'n Noble, I must have flagged at least 8 books before I finished.

by Daerelict February 20, 2011

Airborne Defecation

Its what you breathe in when someone around you (or you) farts. Little feces particles floating in the air.

...im pretty sure that smell is us inhaling someones airborne defecation...

by llasfgiwhnb October 16, 2009

stay of defecation

The gastrointestinal equivalent of a stay of execution. An urgent need to defecate is temporarily relieved by passing a small amount of gas, or possibly a sale on shoes.

I thought I was going to shit my pants before we got to that rest station, luckily I was able to let a few SBD's out and got a stay of defecation.

by GEGuru March 8, 2011

Premarital Vaginal Defecation

The act of shitting into woman's vagina before marriage.

Chad could not have sex with his girlfriend before marriage because she is a religious Mormon, so he decided to shit in her vagina. She did not like premarital vaginal defecation.

by poopmuncher42069666 April 15, 2018

devastation nation

when something occurs that is very devastating to your situation.

When Terrell Owens, former wide receiver of the Dallas Cowboys, was released by Jerry Jones, he said he was heartbroken and shocked. In other words, he and the people around him were going through a period of devastation nation.

by kosananat July 28, 2009