Decoy Hoodie

A hoodie which is purchased or chosen specifically to be stolen by a girlfriend to protect hoodies which are are desired not to be stolen.

Decoy Hoodies are typically left behind at a girlfriend's place intentionally, or left in plain view with ample opportunity for the "theft"

Things are starting to get serious with Jess, so I bought and distressed a decoy hoodie for her to steal from me

by TheSlovenian March 16, 2025

Decoy pissing

Walking up to a urinal in a high school bathroom and acting like you’re pissing so you don’t get caught hitting your pen/nic

“Haha he’s decoy pissing so the dean doesn’t catch him rippin his nic”

by BigPat710 December 9, 2021

animal decoys

goverment spies

omg there is an animal decoy RUNNNNNN ANIMAL DECOYS

by DJ Mount Rushmore October 15, 2025

Decoy Team

A sports team that is highly overrated and very easy to defeat.

It's no big deal they can win. After all, the opponent is just a decoy team.

by Akravo Slang March 18, 2019

Decoy Boyfriend

When a 'friend' of yours is a total ho and sleeps with your man behind your back, you find two new men. One to strut as eye candy, and a secret boyfriend. Eye candy decoy boyfriend would ideally enjoy the ho's competition.

Didn't that hurt your feeling that she was flirting with your boyfriend? What, oh, he's the decoy boyfriend.

by P.Venuit May 29, 2016

Decoying

decoying-A slang from the south used for someone who is or was doing something out of the ordinary in that moment.

in other words, some lame shit.

why u keep telling mama i smoked, u be decoying

by tt251 December 19, 2021