farmer's delight

A sexual act in which one woman inserts a full corn cob into another's "corn-hole" while the corn-cob-ee is being penetrated by a gonorrhea-infected tracter tail-pipe. The inserter gets rammed by a horse that is suspended above her with an elaborate set of ropes. The horse's initial penetration is after fifteen feet on a zip line. It is forceful. A goat eats the old corn cob afterwards, and is jerked off while it dines.

Please do not do this. If you do, videotape it.

Farmer's delight tonight, Cletusette?

by Stan Greer August 25, 2006

delong

Originates from greek mythology the titan Delongulous who had an extrenely large rooster or penis. Has a large dick.

Damn that man is a a Delong for sure!

He has Delongest dick in the land.

by WildCockSlayer June 20, 2014

dead man's delight

When a man is going down on a woman, the woman clamps her legs around the man's head covering his ears.

Chuckie was sucked into a dead man's delight while pleasuring Kiddie.

by gpete March 17, 2010

DLing

Internet speak, lingo, or language. Short speak acronym speak for techs. DLing is the short term for Down Loading.

Hey buddy I'm DLing mp3's from napster, getting the new FireFox browser, and getting the movie I just purchased from iTunes on my broadband cable internet.

by jonfuntoo January 10, 2009

Coconut Delight

The act of feltching a colostomy stoma (orifice surgically created on the abdomen in order for a colostomy bag to attach)... In much the same way a dehydrated Robinson Crusoe attacked the nectar of his first life-giving coconut.

The homeless, post-surgery homeless man lacked anything to offer a potential patron to augment his treasury... Ah! He made available his made-made opening for a Coconut Delight.

by S-S-S June 28, 2008

Maple Delight

An exquisite munchie after blazing; Two pieces of toast covered with peanut butter are put together, and then the outside of one toast is drenched with maple syrup. After the syrup has soaked into the toast it is flipped so that the syrup will please your tongue when devoured.

Yo guy try this maple delight! It's ill!

by bobby bling June 27, 2006

warm delights

Taking a shit on the coals in a sauna and then dumping the coals on your partners back during sex.

Sussy was getting over a cold so to clear her sinuses I gave her warm delights.

by KiwiDog September 10, 2013