(n) A disease common to youth under going an intense amount of stress. Symptoms include looking lost, confused, or anxious in over populated areas (classrooms, concerts, large cities, theatres...) Lack of sleep, insomnia, and nightmares.
To test an individual for said causes, one must simply face a mirror while covering the left eye. If the infected person views a reflection of themselves in addition to a corpse version of them, they do in fact have Dilexia and should immediatly seek a medical proffesional.
To test an individual for said causes, one must simply face a mirror while covering the left eye. If the infected person views a reflection of themselves in addition to a corpse version of them, they do in fact have Dilexia and should immediatly seek a medical proffesional.
"Steve is looking quite anxious and lost while walking down the street."
"thats because he has Dilexia"
"Oh that explains everything then, I'm glad you told me"
"thats because he has Dilexia"
"Oh that explains everything then, I'm glad you told me"
by Michelle Klingler October 15, 2007
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When someone random does the dishes and puts things back in the wrong place.
Or when someone sets the table and puts cutlery in the wrong order.
"you have put the knife in the fork draw, you must be dishlexic".
Or when someone sets the table and puts cutlery in the wrong order.
"you have put the knife in the fork draw, you must be dishlexic".
by Lok Stok November 26, 2010
Get the dishlexic mug.Psychotherapist: "Have you ever been to Disneyland?"
Patient: "No I have not. I am a dislec. Due to this I carry around deep sadness and shame. When my boyfriend mentions he went to Disneyland twice I want to stab him with a fork. I love him dearly but I want to destroy his joyful memories of dancing with Micky and Goofy."
Patient: "No I have not. I am a dislec. Due to this I carry around deep sadness and shame. When my boyfriend mentions he went to Disneyland twice I want to stab him with a fork. I love him dearly but I want to destroy his joyful memories of dancing with Micky and Goofy."
by plim100 September 30, 2011
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Random misspelling, wrong numbers, wrong recipients for texts - all are symptoms of being dialexic.
Random misspelling, wrong numbers, wrong recipients for texts - all are symptoms of being dialexic.
by MrsMeat February 20, 2012
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