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S D F, man! That did not just happen!
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D.F.B.

That girl is a D.F.B.
by Viklas Mariknajad March 25, 2008
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DELETE and FORGET (also, D&F)

"Delete and forget" is the eversion of "forgive and forget."
Occurs when an email is written hastily, usually late at night, under the influence of exhaustion, alcohol, drugs, anger, ignorance, stupidity--all the usual urban stuff.
"SEND" is hit too quickly and shit happens.
After many more emails, calls, texts, etc--there is mutual agreement to "D&F" (DELETE and FORGET)
I shouldn't have sent that email last nite to the hot new intern. When I reread it this morning, I coulda died. But we talked and stuff--and agreed to "DELETE and FORGET (also, D&F)".
Otherwise, my ass be fryin in HR.
by Wyeth October 3, 2009
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q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

Absolute extreme boredom. You really need to stop this and get on your homework already.
I was bored to death so I typed q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m.
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q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

You fool I am 4 parrelel bordom universes ahead of you.
You will never find a qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm varrient that will not be defiened for if you do you shall you will define it
You: I know a qwertyuiopasdfgthjklzxcvgbnm varrient that wont be defined ill try q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m
me: laugh menacingly
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D.F.A.

The act of being willing and supporting of full anal sex.
Did you hear what she did? She is def' D.F.A.
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D.F.U.

From "Fair Game" (2010):

INT. CORRIDOR. LANGLEY. DAY.

Valerie walks with MIKE and BILL, their chief.

BILL

Val, seventh floor have issued a

directive for a Joint Task Force on

Iraq. We want you to head it up.

Valerie doesn't blink.

VALERIE

Yes Sir.

BILL

You can pick your team. This is top

priority. Down the line D.F.U.

VALERIE

What about the Dubai op?

BILL

Mike says you got a hunch on the

buyer.

VALERIE

Manucher Vaziri. Syrian National.

Based out of Karachi. On a wire

picked up in Cairo he talks about

componentry from a known source in

Pakistan he's moving to an unnamed

Gulf state..

BILL

Iraq?

VALERIE

Vaziri's devoutly Shia. Iraq's

controlled by the Sunni. Saddam's

Sunni. There's no way this is Iraq.

BILL

They're all good Muslims right?

VALERIE

And Martin Luther King and the KKK

are both Christian.

BILL

Great job. From Monday, I need you

both eyes on Iraq.

CUT TO:

At the door, they shake hands. Mike and Valerie walk off.

MIKE

D.F.U?

VALERIE

Don't fuck up.
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