chronic lyricosis

a debilitating disease wherein an individual consistently hears incorrect lyrics to songs

"there's a bathroom on the right" in lieu of "there's a bad moon on the rise"

by cricket March 22, 2005

Chronica

A celebration that coincides with Chanukah wherein marijuana is smoked nightly for 7 days in a row.

Merry Chronica!
Now pass the blunt!

by Mike January 10, 2005

Chronic Necrotizing Douchebaggery

When someone suffers from a state of douchebaggery so high that they suck the life right out of the room when they walk in. They constantly feel the need to be a d bag no matter what the scenario. This person probably wears a lot of plaid and frequently hangs at Dorrians bar.

That guy suffers from Chronic Necrotizing Douchebaggery! Quick, order a douchectomy, stat.

by t. tease January 25, 2013

Chronic Pussyitis

When someone is a pussy no matter what the situation. People who suffer from it often act like dicks and then get very upset when someone acts like a dick towards them. Children these days are brought up to have chronic pussyitis.

"Alex may be jacked but there's no way he can win a fight because he suffers from Chronic Pussyitis."

by Zander Smith April 21, 2014

Chronic Mortality

The disease that causes the eventual death of most living organisms.

I have chronic mortality, it will cause my death in 666 years.

by Fortcraft October 2, 2016

Chronic Desperation Disorder

Chronic Desperation Disorder (C.D.D), is the constant state in which a male is lackin the skills to socialise with a female. Symptoms include; tying female(s) shoes, poor jokes, awkwardness, stealing their property as a ‘joke’, being a straight weird cunt, etc.

Scenario 1:
Friend 1: Hey, you know Matt?
Friend 2: Yeah he’s the dude that got straight denied by Victoria!?
Friend 1: Bro... he’s got stage 4 Chronic Desperation Disorder.

Scenario 2:
Friend 1: Yo Alex deadset got CDD.
Friend 2: Yeah bro I know, he let a bunch of bitches put makeup on him.

by xxxtittilishious November 8, 2019

Chronic Monkey Feet

The act of lighting a Tall-Bong by one's self using their feet to hold onto something to light the bong.

I was home alone and all I had to smoke out of was my 5 footer. So I used my Chronic monkey feet to light the Bong.

by The Party Starter June 7, 2010