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Cotexter

The passenger that texts for the driver because they obviously shouldn't be texting & driving. This is especially helpful on a road trip, when you are behind the wheel for long periods of time.
I (a female) was driving on a very long trip & my sister was texting me. I asked my husband to answer her. He sent the reply and after several texts were exchanged he told her l was driving & that he was the cotexter for me so she would know.
by beth ellen December 12, 2012
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Cooter Claw

A cooter claw is a hand that has been infected with elephantitas and will absolutely destroy any women’s cooch when it’s necessary.
“He was fingering me last night and it wasn’t hittin the spot, so I told him to wip out the cooter claw and part of my cooch fell off!”
by Look up boof assist May 26, 2019
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prime cooter

It's when a woman's southern area is as perfect as it gets. PRIME COOTER!
TaSheena has some prime cooter!!!!
by Axnx November 18, 2016
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cooter party

A gathering consisting of mostly, if not entirely, girls.

The female equivalent of a sausage fest.
I went to Julie's, and it was a total cooter party. None of them were hot, though, so it sucked.
by wizzlewazzle July 2, 2009
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Cooter Wise

Wise in the things of all things Cooter. Having a deep understanding of the outdoors, breasts,booze and NASCAR.
I didn't know how to skin a deer and and bang a hot chick while cheering for Junior until I got Cooter Wise.
by crd79 January 14, 2008
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Cooter Grater

noun <koo-tur gray-tur> A person, typically a woman of extra large pizza stature, who likes to have photos taken of herself cocking a leg up the side of a tree thus creating the illusion that she is grating her disgusting crotch on the bark of said tree.
That big old girl is one nasty Cooter Grater...she's going to kill that tree with her coot scrapings.
by MagicConch333 July 24, 2009
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Cooter Doodling

The art of drawing with ones vagina.
Just as I thought I'd seen everything the internet has to offer, I stumble into a video chat room where a young woman squatting over a dry erase board was Cooter Doodling "Hello Kitty" at a 6th grade level.
by Dmyster92 May 12, 2013
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