Cumberworld

A person that is utterly useless

Person: That stupid cumberworld stoll my pancake!

by BIG BOY AHOY December 13, 2019

Cumberg

When a person locked inside a box or case with no possible escape or way to get help starts masturbating because they have nothing else to do. They just keep jacking off while the case just keeps filling up more and more with cum. Even when they realize they're going to drown, they just keeping jacking off until they're completely encased in cum. In 700,000,000 years, when future man discovers him 150 feet beneath the surface of the Earth, the case has completely rotten away yet the cum remains, frozen solid. They crack open the petrified cum to release the now primitive man within like breaking open an iceblock to release a neanderthal. This solid cum, encasing a man like a fly in amber, is called a cumberg.

"Dr. Xorlak: You have been encased in cum for a million and a half years, how do you feel?
You: I'm sorry all my friends and family are dust, even every kind of life I knew has evolved to a new form, but I'm glad to be released from that cumberg."

by Orreman August 3, 2020

Speed Cuber

A person who can consistently solve a 3x3x3 cube puzzle whose main focus is on improving their average speed solve times.

I am a Speed Cuber , I go for Speed Cubing competitions in my area as soon as I see them.

by randomdefiner_196 September 7, 2018

Cumbernauld Sausage

Very much like a cumberland sausage, but only in shape. Manufactured by allowing a used tampon to become saturated in beef-gravy and then forced into a (often used also) flavoured condom. Tied at the end, it resembles any other sausage, though the taste is rather different. Very popular in Cumbernauld and the surrounding areas (Airdrie and Coatbridge) amongst the Glasgow diaspora. Does not export well. Suitable for vegetarians.

That was a lovely night of Buckfast, though my head is pounding with Alcohol withdrawal. Perhaps a Cumbernauld Sausage will cure me of these ills.

by Dusky Seaside September 7, 2013

Benedict Cumberbatch

An incredibly talented English actor of TV, film and theatre, known particularly for playing Stephen Hawking in 'Hawking', Paul Marshall in 'Atonement' and Sherlock Holmes in the BBC series 'Sherlock'. In addition to being spectacularly talented, he also has a gorgeous voice 'like a jaguar hiding in a cello', says adorable things like 'Oh crumpets!' when he wins awards, and is absolutely beautiful, ridiculously sexy and a genuinely lovely man.

I love Benedict Cumberbatch, he's so talented and I can't take my eyes off his beautiful face.

by likeaghostlyballet December 7, 2010

Cumberland Regional High School

Cumberland Regional is the large pathetic cluster of seven school districts into one. It is the capital of teen pregnancies, wanna be gangsters, rednecks, and last but not least sluts. Where sports are a complete joke, and the security consists of over weight ex-thugs. Only 25% of the graduates go away, and the other 75% return to work at the local McDonalds and wawa. All of the bathrooms are locked due to the students smoking weed in them.

cumberland regional high school

by SeaBass ✈ May 30, 2017

frat curlers

In utilizing a gym's weights and exercise equipment, it is common knowledge that there is a certain code of etiquette that all must adhere to in order for the gym to run functionally. "Frat Curlers" do the exact opposite. A "Frat Curler" is normally easily to spot, for they are usually the skinniest and most thin of all men "working" out at a gym. Because of their sheer size, they resort to wearing "wife-beaters" or cut up tank tops to show off their well defined, enormously vascular 13 inch arms and 28 inch chest. They are always wearing some type of fitted baseball hat, usually the local college they attend (or pretend to attend, as is usually the case in northwest Indiana). They also always have tattoos. Frat Curler tattoos are always easily identified because they are cliche'd, lame and about 5 years out of style. Straight up, their barb wire/tribal/chain around the arm, Big hollow sharp point cross, Japanese/Chinese/Asian character font on the arm are "played out". A Frat Curler never does his research or bothers to try out anything innovative that would gain him an upper hand in trying to get a bigger body, hence the "reason" most frat curlers come to the gym is to try and hit on "cardio bunnies". Frat Curlers completely ignore all aspects of afforementioned "gym etiquette" by picking up a barbell, loading it up with a few plates, then having the audacity to stand in the power cage/squat rack and perform bicep curls, much to the dismay of actual bodybuilders and weight lifters that are at the gym to get something accomplished. It doesn't just stop there though, as the typical frat curler has to try and show off how amazingly HUGE his 13 inch teenage girl looking arms are by flexing in the mirror after he finishes his NO-XPLODE Drink and finishes his "dude!" every-3-word conversation on his iphone.
If you see a frat curler at your gym, please drop a 25 pound plate on his sandaled feet, this will act as a repellant and you will be able to squat/deadlift in the power cage/rack in peace, the way it should be.

Think of a "prep" with shaggy hair, wearing a wife beater and college hat and you have a "frat curler"

Frat Curlers usually leave plates around, with complete disregard to gym etiquette.

frat curlers usually have a physique similar to Hannah Montana: small and weak

by gatesoftanhauser April 1, 2008