senior capstone

An impossible project created by Richland Collegiate High School to inflict pain and unnecessary torture upon the seniors of the program.

A paper composed of roughly 15 pages of BS in MLA or APA format that is usually finished seconds before the due date. The project also includes a working model/representation of whatever the BS paper was suppose to explain.

A: Hey wanna go out this weekend?

B: I can't

A: Why?

B: I have stupid senior capstone

A: Forget that! Just throw something together night before

like everyone else.

B: OK!

Man that assignment was pointless! It was such a senior capstone.

by napkin fiasco November 14, 2009

in the cups

Being inebriated. On a bender. Drinking heavily. Origin is probably either Donathon or Garret from Brooklyn. Often repeated by Kate also from Brooklyn. Usually either slurred or followed with a quant giggle.

Bill is "in the cups".

by gonzer April 25, 2006

Cumstration

the process, where a menstruation cycle combines with a male ejaculation and is in turn ejaculated from the female body.

Tommy experienced the wonders of cumstration the other night when jessica covered him from head to toe.

by mr colin percivile November 24, 2009

cumstarch

When your seminal fluid suddenly becomes dry and a rough mid-thrust

"I was fucking this bitches brains out when suddenly I felt cumstarch."

by Tokyo Sexwale 2 the second one March 20, 2017

cumstruck

When you're so dazed and stupid after cumming that you can't form coherent sentences.

My girlfriend is laying on top of me right now and is so cumstruck that she can't form a sentence!

by Chemistry K July 9, 2017

cumstricken

burdened with an overwhelming load.

I am cumstricken by my work.

by The chosen none September 28, 2017

Cuestanized

When you feel like you are the tiny fictional mouse character "Jerry" from the Tom & Jerry show. Even when you are small you make it as an opportunity to do creative things.

Its not a burden for me being small, i am cuestanized.

by zebsaip July 12, 2019