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Wok Faced Cunt

A typically an Oriental women, (NOT JAPANESE) with arrogance bitch ass attitude, that looks like she sucked on a lemon.
That wok faced cunt fucked up my whole round, dog eating, non english speaking, no tits.
by dick and ball set June 13, 2009
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facebook cunt

Somebody who has taken the name 'social networking site' quite literally and does all their socialising and lives their life through facebook. This includes continual updates about their mundane daily activities (e.g. is off to the bank; loves honey on toast; is meeting the in laws today; is getting ready to go out), how much they love their partner, how much they drank the night before, how hung over they are, how many days till their holiday and all the things the majority of people they are "friends" with do not care or want to read about. An FBC will also use Facebook as a way of announcing their engagement. Also somebody who will add anybody and everybody to their friends list, this includes accepting someone who has added you that you don't know. A FBC also tries to demonstrate how "cool" or cultured they are by posting clips from youtube on their wall to make it look like they are into the subject matter. FBCs are also responsible for deleting comments from other users which they deem makes them look bad.
Classic facebook cunt updates:

Hannah is soooo hung over.

Tom goes to ibiza in 5/4/3 etc days! Wahoo.

Ali loves jam on his toast in the morning.

Ali has broken his pen lid.

Ali loves his phone.

Ali is meeting his inlaws today.

Ali walked to work this morning.

Ali bought his gf flowers.

Ali saw a sheep.

Ali loves his mum.

Rachel says: check this out (posts link to you tube of some break dancing). This guys are the bomb.
by Thackwar July 22, 2010
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Tick Faced Shit Cunt

The worst type of cunt. A person who does you immeasurable wrongs, being a shit cunt is bad, being a tick faced shit cunt is worse
Dave is a tick faced shit cunt.
by The Great Corn Julio February 15, 2018
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fuck faced cunt

A very aggressive way to abuse your close personal friends! Mostly used for fun, originating from Newbury, Berkshire.
Tim is a Child, he is a little fuck faced cunt!!

or...

Tim you fuck faced cunt!!!!
by Palmal Budnip July 16, 2008
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Cat faced cunt

A person with the facial image and personality of a cats arsehole that has been sprayed with citric acid.
Usually found to be teachers or religious lesbians with a penchant for cheap cuts of meat because they are miserable tight cunts.
Did you hear that cat faced cunt! She can go get fucked that fucking dyke.
by Clifford the meat sword August 25, 2016
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dick faced fucking cunt

something to shout at someone when they seriously piss you off that much that all you want to do is curse there whole being. also see "titty arse faced cunt"
by Anonymous April 8, 2003
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Something that the world is full of. Every time you look around, you're bound to see one; Your teacher, your boss, class mates, co-workers, people on the internet, friends, the guy walking behind you, you, the person standing infront of you in the que, people working the tills at shops, people walking their dogs.....
Everyone in the world but me, is a Stupid fucking prick-faced cunt features.
by Pimp-Master J August 23, 2006
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