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Cump

Me and Jaz are riding around in a cump
by cumpz February 24, 2022
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Cump

When 20+ men ejaculate inside your asshole, eventually you have to get it out. The act of shitting the loads out is referred to as a "cump", or more specifically: "taking a cump" (a combination of the words "cum" and "dump").
I thought I got everything out last night, but this morning I took the biggest cump of my life!
by SINNIK May 5, 2021
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Cump (noun)

1. A man who dumps his cum in any open hole he can find
2. A man who has many sexual partners
3. A man with low standards of cleanliness
Cump (noun)

Men can be a cump, cumper, cumpster, cumpy:
"Ew. Don't date him. He's a major cump" - can substitute other words above like cumper, cumpster
"If you're horny, he's super cumpy and will do ANYthing you want"
by EClever$ January 6, 2021
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Cump

1. An insult to a person, preferrably a best friend who is male, when they are below you in any kind of status, but still proceed to talk as if they are above you

2. A shortened version of cum dumpster
1. My friend is such a cump, since he doesn't want to admit that I'm better than him

2. Stacy seems like she is a good student, but she might be a cump for all we know.
by Cump69 July 26, 2019
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Cump

"I can't believe our mate bailed the show and is backing out of paying"

"I know, he's being a real cump"
by nikolai_stavrogin May 14, 2023
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Cump

“Bro, don’t forget to throw away your cump!”
by Cumcake22 May 9, 2021
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Cump

When you cum and dump at the same time, reaching the ultimate climax.
"Oh, man. I just had my first cump."
by BangsMccoy June 20, 2021
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