Cumfounded

Surprise and astonishment as though one was struck by a load of cum.

Tony was completely cumfounded when Matt came out of the closet.

by Scott Pitt January 21, 2009

retarded cumfuck

When a guy named Ian is forced to the kneel, then he opens his mouth, sucks on a penis, and when the guy cums, the Ian will do the matrix and try to avoid the bullet. Apperently all Ians have failed.

Last night, this retarded cumfuck got hit with my hot, creamy jizz.

by Ian Housearrest January 9, 2009

CumUnion

The CumUnion is an international group of sex clubs for gay and bi men to have sex. They can jack off together, suck dick or be sucked, fuck or be fucked, or whatever they want sexually.

They have a CumUnion in Colorado Springs and a bunch of us cadets are planning to go there this weekend!

by eda-skip October 14, 2021

cumjunkie

1.female who is addicted to the visualization, physical contact, and/or oral ingestion of male seminal fluids (note: never applies to males because dude that's fucking gross)
see also: slut

Steven's mom is a cumjunkie.

by Haywood Jablowme April 18, 2004

cumfuzzle

to confuse someone

i is all cumfuzzled

by bob rickets April 14, 2003

cumpunt

The act of a man ejaculating on a foot (typically their own, though other's feet shouldn't be excluded. The person who was ejaculated on then kicks someone in the face.

Tom came on Jill's foot, Jill then kicked Tom in the face. Tom got cumpunted.

by Kylock February 6, 2008

Cummunion

The act of consuming male ejaculate , Especially from a member of the clergy.

Father Rivera offered me cummunion before mass this morning, but I had already received it from Father McIntyre

by Nuderochbear July 9, 2011