Cuchieplancheo

1.)Spanish version of sex.
2.) Something to say when ur angry rather than the word shit or damn so you won't get in trouble.

1.)I heard my parents in the middle of cuchieplancheo last night,made me wanna cry.
2.)CUCHIEPLANCHEO!I failed another stupid quiz in math today.Gah!

by 6Marmar9 October 2, 2011

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Cucamongous

Definition #1: A disease contracted in "the hood" whilst having intercourse with a "ratchet" "hoodrat".

Definition #2: A generic term to identify a grotesque disease.

Example Definition #1:
Person #1: Hey, did you hear about Jigaboo Jones having sex with Susie Rottencrotch?

Person #2: Yeah, I heard that nigga got cucamongous.

Example Definition #2:
Person #1: Hey bro, I got something on my lip. Can you see what it is?

Person #2: That shit look like cucamongous, bruh! Get yo ass away from me!

by The Spectre July 10, 2014

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chucha

Girls pussy in spanish (used in Ecuador)

by Guayaco October 3, 2003

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RANCHO CUCAMONGA

Rancho Cucamonga is a very new, suburban and beautiful city, with a bad reputation only because it happens to be in the infamous 909. It is nestled at the foothills of the San Bernardino Mountains about an hour Southeast of LA. Many people that live here are white, have lots of money, and have children that spend it all. You can't get any home here for under $800,000. It's a great place to raise a family, seeing as everything worth visiting in Southern California is within about an hour or two and there are plenty of schools, parks (a new central park that should be in Beverly Hills), every single store you can think of and plenty of restaurants. The doctor for the WWF lives here, and Snoop Dogg lives about 10 minutes away.

There is a huge mall that just got built in Rancho located on the East Side (Etiwanda) that everyone calls the VG. If you have a nice car, (ie. Porsche, Ferarri etc.) you will probably drive it through this mall to show it off. Going to the mall is pretty much all the high school students have to do, other than partying, drinking, working on their cars, going to In-n-Out, Starbucks or shopping. Rancho is also full of Bro's with lifted trucks, Emo kids, plenty of really made up high school girls with Dior sunglasses and fake LV's, (especially ones that go to the three high school crammed within 5 miles of each other), Punkers, White trash that drive Hummers and Abercrombie and Hollister kids. If you don't drive a Mercedes or a BMW, know what Harvard on the Hill is, know what you do at the top of Haven, have gotten a ticket for jay-walking or have partied at the Haven Estates, you don't belong in Rancho. Sorry.

1: Where are you from?

2: Rancho Cucamonga

1: Isn't that the city from Next Friday and Bring it on?

2: Yes, and it is a real place!

by anonymous12345 December 28, 2005

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