cryptohead

A person who is addicted to buy and sell crypto-currencies, as Bitcoin.

Mark is such a cryptohead, he lost all his money

by Toyolloy_1889 January 18, 2022

Cryptitis

A condition where a person looks at digital shit coins all day, all night and rarely sleeps. They try and "daytrade" only to feed the meme coin whales their liquidity. This ends up worsening the condition to where to person eyes turn blood shot red, they do not care to get laid anymore, and they also use a drug called Hopeium which only worsens the condition of looking at charts all day and trading them... Severe Cryptitis symptoms include but not limited: blood shot eyes, the continuing of emptying one's wallet, suicide, heavy crying, feelings of ones asshole hurt, an irrational fear of walking carpets ("rugs") and a severe addiction to hopeium. There is no known cure for this condition, and it is rapidly spreading with one rug pull after another.

That streamer has severe cryptitis.

by One Legged Ant June 9, 2022

cryptomiserate

/ˈkriptōˈmizəˌrāt/

verb

express or feel sympathy or pity for losses in crypto investing; sympathize with crypto losses.

"Bill lectured Warren about not being able to express sympathy for and cryptomiserate with Sam and Brian on their unfortunate loss of billions during this crypto crash."

by Rick Bloom June 29, 2022

cryptomiseration

cryp·to·mis·er·a·tion
/ˈkriptōˈmizəˈrāSH(ə)n/

noun

sympathy and sorrow for the crypto misfortunes and losses of others;

"Elon tried to make Changpeng feel better about losing billions during the crypto crash in what is now a very public display of cryptomiseration."

by Rick Bloom June 29, 2022

CRAPTONITE

The result of a terribly upset but almost immovable bowel. A small but very pungent "shebble" comes out and somehow sticks to the bowl in open air, thus discharging it's a full stench.

Hey, you know how even the smallest piece of kryptonite disables and kills Superman? Well, there was a piece of CRAPTONITE in the school bathroom that smelled so bad it made some of us sick and made others run away!

by Extremejutsu January 25, 2023

Cryptoclitoris

Something that Radish_Girl will show you if you send her Bitcoin.

The market was up after Elon Musk chose Radish_Girl's Cryptoclitoris as his preferred stimulation package.

by Cherubadubdub March 15, 2023

Cryptoart

Art that is stored and sold on a blockchain, often using cryptocurrencies as payment.

I just bought a piece of cryptoart using Ethereum, it's a digital collage that's part of a limited edition series.

by UltraSmartGuy April 25, 2023