jesus cunting christ

A wonderfully profane thing to yell when you are extremely angry, with an emphasis on the final word (as demonstrated in the example below).

Jesus cunting CHRIST, Tim!! Did you really have to go drop that giant 127 lb. anvil on my foot??

by tiny cheeseburger December 12, 2008

19 kids and counting

an abnormal family who is a weird religion and wears ridiculous clothing and is about to have a 20th kid. all their names start with j which just makes it all the more confusing

19 kids and counting is a show for lazy losers.

by supercutekid November 19, 2011

card counting

a life skill every good gambler should learn

card counting is how to beat those bastards at the casino who try to screw over the gamblers

by Just Sayin' May 30, 2006

slut cunting

Favoured pastime with those who are predisposed towards making intimate contact with sluts. Involves sexual intercourse with females of loose morality.

Tally-ho old chaps! Lovely night for a spot of slut cunting, don't you think? Jolly good then, let's make haste, shall we?

by biatch March 23, 2004

Under Cunting

A phrase made popular by the young you tube sensation Bo Burnham. It is an alternative way of describing the act of fisting upon a female.

Last night as i arrived home i caught a glimpse of my neighbours wife under cunting herself.

Lucy demanded that Dave began under cunting her.

We tried to under cunting her, be she cried.

by Bigbofist November 4, 2010

cunting mother

a despicable person who thrives on making other peoples lives worse. A cunting mother is aware of his actions and enjoys the pain and suffering of others. Often mistaken for a asshole.

That cunting mother just cut me off, now I got to get off at the next exit and turn around.

by AC Paco August 8, 2006

Cunting

Cunting is the art form of going out to pursue female(s) for sexual activities with all orientations. i.e hunting for cunt = cunting

Let’s go cunting at the bar tonight. Let’s do it!

by Newfie blogger January 5, 2019