cookie crumble

To strike a women in the vaginal area with either your hand or foot.

Jen: "If you sleep with my man again I swear I will give you a cookie crumble that you won't be able to recover."

by blakkkkkkeeeeee September 25, 2007

Crumlet

One who is disguistingly persistent.One who has horrible manners and cannot contain themselves.Its is of great insult to be called this.

Mark: You got any cigaretts?
Mark: hey give me a cig man!
Mark: can i have a lighter?
Mark: you got any gum?
Ryan: CALM DOWN YOU CRUMLET!

by imprezarpm July 8, 2006

crumble

When you have a food and it crumble on floor

man FUCK why did this happen now theres crumble all over the floor

by old crumbler December 9, 2018

crumbles

crumbles: another way too say marijuana/pot!

hey man, you hanging out with crumbles tonight?

by dough6 June 5, 2005

Dick-Crumble

When spooge dries up to a mans boxers or furry jungle and crumbles off.

Also can be considered as a bad stench.

Man, you need to keep them dick-crumbles under control.

Go take a shower, You smell like dick-crumbles.

by bigbootyvito09 September 9, 2009

crumble

When something is messed up, not right, jacked up, not cool or not fair its a crumble. It can replace any of those sayings.

Awww man that's crumble!!!!!!!

by Crystal 4 shizzle January 17, 2008

that's the way the cookie crumbles

it can mean, "that's life" or "that's how it goes" at the end of a conversation about bad things.

"My dog died last night, and then I broke a nail."
"That's the way the cookie crumbles, honey!"

by Meg May 26, 2004