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pulled a clayton

when you’re having sex with your girlfriend, and you don’t pull out.
Girl- ‘ Did you pull out?! ‘
Step-Dad- ‘ Oh god, i pulled a clayton! ‘
by 850CreditScore January 31, 2020
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Crapton

How Japanese people pronounce Eric Clapton's name. Has been featured on several Japanese versions of his albums.
"My favorite Eric Crapton songs are Rayra and Ray Down Sarry."
by Sir Pennyfeather February 16, 2010
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Immediate need to use the restroom.
Man, I'm drawing with the brown crayon over here and there isn't a rest stop for miles!! I'm screwed!!
by Eurobug October 20, 2010
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messy crayon

to cum on a woman's face and smear the cum around with your penis.
samantha wanted to play games, so i wrote on her with a messy crayon.
by crimson scorch November 18, 2006
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Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra

do something not involving me, find a hobby, aka hop off my dick
I told my ex to get herself Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra when she nagged me after the break up for her favorite thong she left at my residence.
by slimmmmemem August 10, 2010
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crayon

A device made by superior beings. It is constructed out of rugged wax and has color added to it in it's liquid form. Once cooled and a label slapped on it. The Crayon can be used to create or destroy.
"Ah, nothing like coloring some pictures"
by Windexter April 16, 2003
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crayon effect

The phenomenon of never being able to get your ass clean no matter how many times you wipe. It is as if there's a brown crayon in there that keeps drawing a mark on the toilet paper; the only conceivable way to defeat it is to keep wiping until the crayon is completely eroded, but a) that would take forever, and b) the skin on your ass would have been torn off well before then.

Another way to look at it is this: a normal wiping scenario is like rubbing out a crayon mark, but with the crayon effect it's like you have to rub away the entire actual crayon itself.
"Why aren't you sitting down?"
"I had the crayon effect earlier today, and it hurts like hell."
by el_yotcho December 9, 2008
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