craptivity

an additional activity to accompany the excretion of solid bodily waste.

Jimothy: What's your favorite craptivity? Mine is chatting online.

Doyle: ... I usually just crap...

by Clintlan May 15, 2008

craptastic

Fantastically crappy. Something or some situation so crappy that it is barely to be believed. Akin to calling something "fantastic" in a sarcastic voice.

I went to a concert last night, and the motherfucking, craptastic audience made so much goddamned noise that I couldn't hear the music.

by snora December 2, 2009

craptaculicious

exhibiting the nature of crap or a craplike substance, but tasty. so bad it's good. transcendant in its craplike nature. truly resplendent in its crappiness.

"Dude, did you catch those R. Kelly videos? They're fucking craptaculicious. I could watch them all day!"

by J & B July 30, 2008

craptacularasstastic

A sarcastic adjective used to describe something so crappy it has to be brought to the power of the Tenth degree to give it justice on how awful it is. Essentially, it is craptastic squared.

Our flight was delayed on the taxiway 3 hours with no refreshments and the flight attendants were extremely rude, so it ended up to be one craptacularasstastic day.

by Aggressive Mediocrity July 2, 2012

craptop

A laptop that is pure crap and can't run any software without crashing.

I gots a craptop, so it can't run much. Yee

by Apple PowerBook February 4, 2017

crapadingle

Crapadingle: a. a word used to express one’s feelings in a goofy way

b. A synonym for the swear word for poop

c. An insult for when someone is being a crackhead

“You forking crapadingle”

by baboonery4 April 30, 2023

craptasm

An explosive incident of crap. The combination of the word crap and orgasm. A craptasm is an event usually 'craptastic' or 'craptacular' but the word implies a degree of unnecessary severity

After the cops showed up, well, it was a real craptasm.

by Pave April 20, 2004