crank 

Crank to masterbate whilst having a shit
Cra(crap) nk (wank)

Guys i had my first crank today

crank by Cuzza August 16, 2007

Crank 

A combination of the words "Cry" and "Wank" - Crank

My dad beat me so bad yesterday I had to have a "crank" to calm down.

It was a shame that Billy's mom died as she was so sexy. I was "cranking" all night.

I really didn't want him to, but my uncle "cranked" me off.

Crank by YTL2000 May 19, 2009

Crank 

A verb. To craftily masturbate or wank, usually in the same room as peers.

Dean: Where has Luke gone of to?
Pétur: I'd say hes off having a wee crank to himself.
Dean: Ah yeah the crafty wee wanker.

Crank by DeanCleversupid December 29, 2009

crank 

cheap meth cooked by inner city bikers and metal head as well as by inner city ethnic gangs

really crappy shit. ( _<O>_ )

crank by o_O/` teh fuk ? June 11, 2006

crank 

the cramp you experience while enduring a long wank

Damn i ve been jackin for 8 hours now i have serious crank!!!

crank by mushroommonty June 28, 2006

crank 

Cheap meth useually made in someone's bacement.

Hey, you know where i can score some crank?

crank by Justin June 11, 2006

crank 

To punch someone extremely hard

Ko cranked that dude so hard he went down in one hit!

crank by EmperorKO June 11, 2006