cornflake

A semi-rigid scab-like crust of nasal mucosa that is carefully dislodged from one's nose in a lateral plane in order to maximize the square area without disruption to the integrity of the piece. May contain hairs (curb-feeler cornflake) and sometimes dried blood (strawberry cornflake) or both (strawberry curb-feeler cornflake).

When Marty saw Jenny trying to improperly dislodge a massive strawberry curb-feeler cornflake, he beat her until she became incontinent. Once Jenny was unconscious, Marty meticulously excised the prize and claimed it as his own.

by Aaaaal August 9, 2005

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CornFlake

Dickhead that really pisses you off in a sporting and or educational activity

"You Fucking Cornflake get off the field dick head"

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Cornflakes

A cereal created by Kellogg's, which can be found in any grocery store. Usually eaten in a bowl with milk. A very clear cut word, which does not do well when used with hidden meanings.

Person A: I had cornflakes this morning. They was amazing.

Person B: No way!

Person A: Believe it.

Person B: The cereal?

Person A: The cereal.

by Kaylie G April 2, 2010

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a dried snot wisp that resembles a flake of breakfast cereal, not quite as bulky as a crouton.

hey girl, wanna kleenex, you need to send that cornflake back to kellogg's.

by Leysie January 10, 2008

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Cornflaking

The act of one person poking Cornflakes up the butt of another.

Guy #1- "Hey, Mark, how was your anniversary?"

Guy #2- "It was uneventful for the most part; Beth and I just spent the better part of the night Cornflaking."

Guy#1- "Dude, that's disgusting."

Guy#2- "Don't knock it 'til you've tried it, Jeremy."

by Letzd32 January 17, 2011

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