corporate speak

bullsh*t; talking out of one's rear end.

If he tries that corporate speak with me, then I might slap him in the mouth.

by georgeharrison December 13, 2007

Concavenator corcovatus

Concavenator corcovatus was a 20 foot long Carcharodontosaurid Carnosaur that lived in Spain during the Early Cretaceous(specifically 130 million years ago). Concavenator is unique among its relatives because of the distinctive spine on its back which was probably used for display, or supported a hump, or may have even aided in swimming as a sail. Along with this, Concavenator possessed knobs on it’s forelimb, which could be feathers; if the knobs are feathers, then Concavenator would be the first Carcharodontosaurid with evidence of feathers. Possible prey of the Concavenator included the sauropod Aragosaurus, mainly different species of Iguanodont, the stegosaur Craterosaurus, and Hypsilophodontids Hylaeosaurus, Stenopelix, and Valdosaurus. Pelecanimimus, an ornithomimid, may have also been on Concavenator's menu.

Concavenator corcovatus is still cooler than Spinosaurus aegyptiacus.

by WhoDatFreshBoi July 19, 2018

Corporate fat cat

A rich, greedy, and miserly high-level corporate executive.

"Even though I have never missed a day of work in 3 years, those corporate fat cats won't give me a raise! WTF?!"

by Shishkeberry September 9, 2008

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

The most common, if not the only message you will see when linking to Microsoft's "solution pages" after using the error reportingfeature

Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.

Me: Oh cool! I can just link to Microsoft's solution page! How convenient....

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....

by Lig Na Baste January 16, 2008

corporate whore

One who has sold more than their labor to the corporation; one who has forsaken personal values and constitution for corporate $$; meaning of "whore" belittled when preceded by the word “corporate”; person who will sell their soul for $$.

My efforts are not driven by my passion for work, but by my own gluttony, my addition to money. I have become what I once despised—forsaken myself, sacrificed my values at the corporate alter of greed. I am a corporate whore.

by Syllabus September 28, 2003

Corporate Jumping Bean

A cell phone or pager, set on vibrate that has been left on a surface such as a desk or conference table. Usually the owner of the unit has left the area giving plenty of time to annoy fellow employees.

Shortened to: Jumping Bean

"Argh! Somebody tell Jim to stop leaving his corporate jumping bean lying around, it's driving me crazy!"

by Kyle Bellamy December 12, 2006

Concord high

Most dropkick school in the inner west of Sydney, schools filled with 21 district boys, drugs, utslays, wannabee sick c*nts. They usually roam around 2134 after school, and mostly all live around Auburn, Rhodes, Newington, Burwood all da gay areas n daht.

Concord High: Full of spastics wouldn’t wanna run into em on the street.
Boy 1: “oi cuz wanna go Burwood Westfields after school”
Boy 2: “Nah lad to many Concord boys don’t wanna get got”
Boy 1: “True dem Concord boys are to scary”

by One of the oibays March 31, 2020