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Constitution

A document that Ultra-Conservative, fascist jackasses think allows for integration of church and state, constant surveillance, and media censorship.
Basically ignored to pursue the "greater good" of a Christian Theocracy.

If this doesn't frighten you, I don't know what can.
The FCC now fines $500,000 for every act of "indecency", something completely subjective, but normally defined as being "Offensive".

I find it offensive when a government official says "God"...
by SkullWolf December 1, 2004
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coxtitute

any girl that goes to cox high school (va) who also possesses all or most of the following:
1. sluttish/whorish behaviours and appearances
2. ignorant parents (oh wait, everybody at cox has those)
3. sucks at school (see #1)
4. is lacking in brain power
5. is active in official and "unofficial" school activities (see #3)
6. unknown sexual tendencies (not common, yet not unheard of.)
girl A: omg! like she is like so much like a coxtitute.
girl 2: oh! so thats like why our english teacher gives her like an A!
by drummer2265 December 10, 2008
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crosstitute

A ho that hasn't recieved her dough
Look at that famous TV hooker Oprah always going on about how poor people are cool when she has billions of bucks tucked away herself. I bet if she didn't get paid she be a mean crosstitute.
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish June 21, 2008
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Constitution

An American Humanist’s Bible. Like the Bible, the Constitution can be interpreted to defend all forms of human behavior. Books are replaces by articles, commandments by amendments and preachers by lawyers and judges. The “intent” of the Framers who crafted the document may never be known, but chances are it isn’t what you believe.
“Do you have a copy of the Constitution?”
Of course, but wouldn’t you rather hear what I have to say?”
by Your”-ism”here June 15, 2009
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constitute

Where a prostitute is 'pro'
a constitute is 'con'.
A prostitute who does a bad job.
I can't believe i payed $1000 bucks for that constitute.
by coinroller August 23, 2007
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Constitution Party

An American 3rd party made up of guys who've never read the US Constitution.

In reality, the CP is a far-right, theocratic fascist party which is completely anti-Constitution and anti-individual liberties - very similar to the BNP. They just used "Constitution" in their parties name because it sounds trendy, just like the NSDAP used "socialist" in it's name (because this was a trendy term back in 1930s Germany).

Their goals are essentially the same as those of the NSDAP - they are pro-big government, pro-historical revisionism (ex. claiming the US was founded as a Christian nation) and favor censoring free speech and religious practices that their White Christian elites don't like. And while not openly racist like their Neo-Nazi siblings are, they make it obvious that they despise all who aren't white and Christian.

Thankfully these guys have no elected officials in the US Congress, because if they had their way, they would turn this country into a White Christian police state, like Iran or Communist China, only whiter and more Christian.
Constitution Party member: America was founded on The 10 Commandments. Therefore the Constitution gives us a right to outlaw all non-Christian religions (see the 1st Commandment).

Smart person: Wow, go read a book or something, redneck idiot.
by ElvisHairDude98 November 22, 2010
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The Constitution

A wonderful document created by eighteenth-century enlightenment thinkers. Conservative pundits often pretend to know what it is or what it says. One of seven words in the vocabulary of Sean Hannity.
Conservative Sean: You can't pass a bill protecting clean drinking water! It's against The Constitution!
Liberal Joe: How so?
Conservative Sean: It just is! It's socialism!
Liberal Joe: OK, Boomer
by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019
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