compensastory

noun: payment for a rap song about your life in the hood.

Eminem made a gazillion bucks last year because his last big hit was a compensastory.

by professor951 May 10, 2011

Coppersp0res cock

Very small like him , Ellie wants to leave him

Oh did you see coppersp0res cock , yeah Ellie likes mine better

by Suckmaknobjerry May 4, 2021

compensate

He is compensating for the fact that he has slept with 1000snds of women and still can't have sex

Sorry I asked for sex again. No need to compensate for your lack of skill

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 21, 2019

Compensation face

The face people pull when they pose in the sun newspaper telling the world they deserve compensation.

The Gatwick drone couple felt violated and told the press they planned to sue the police whilst posing for the press whilst putting on their best compensation faces.

by RustySausage December 24, 2018

Phallic Compensation

When a man with small genitals overcompensates when attempting to attract a member of the opposite sex.

When Sal told me he was taking a girl he met to the Celine Dion concert, I knew he was a victim of phallic compensation.

by tactrash June 19, 2008

Compenstipation

The act of stretching the truth beyond it's capacity, while trying to steer one's company's attention away from a much more malicious, inevetivable truth: either shingles, psoriasis, or in many more severe caases - being generally "without life companions" - or "friends." 9 out of 10 women will experience this in thier life time, while trying to cover up assumptions of sexually transmitted deseases or acts of skeletal "closet" matter. Studies have shown an average of 4% of the global population will commit at least once in their life to compenstipation-isnims while they are experiencing a more lonely, pathetic time in their life. General studies of 1.5% of all mammals commit this negative act as a part of human nature, from feelings of inferiority.

"She tried so hard to get her friends to believe her false story in her best compenstipation attempts. They saw through her lies, and approached her about her genital warts."

by Doctor Chance O'Toole March 28, 2008

Coppestun

The sudden feeling of panic, horror and disgust you when you inadvertently walk through a spider's web. Coppe, meaning spider. Stun, meaning to stupify.

During my morning run in the park, I was coppestunned by three cobwebs.

by Dembones September 4, 2013