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Conversion Anus

When someone converts another person to their way of political ideology, not through persuasion, but through offering bumming.
- Hey Bri how's it going with that hot copper?
- I suspect he might be a Tory so it may be time to prepare the Conversion Anus
by Polidicks August 26, 2022
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conversion

Hasbro, the company that produces Transformers toys and media, has recently used the term "conversion" more often than "transformation" in their marketing. However, "transformation" remains the more widely recognized and accepted term within the fictional universe.
"The instructions for the new Optimus Prime action figure detail a 30-step conversion from his iconic truck mode to his heroic robot form."
by DigitsMock August 8, 2025
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Porn conversion

A conversion from the square to the porn life style because it similar to a religious conversion. It is the realization that all this time you could have been getting some and that life is flat and empty without and getting some is one of the main things in life or even the meaning of life it's self.
He had a porn conversion.
by The Fury 13 November 23, 2010
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pharmascene conversion

A reaction to taking a new drug or medication that is so abrupt and paradigm-breaking that one immediately realizes that life, and one's perception of it, has been fundamentally and irreversibly changed. Named so in analogy to a religious experience, and as a portmanteau of "pharmaceutical" and "Damascene conversion".
Yeah, I was in pretty bad shape when the EMTs pulled me out of the wreck, but then they put the morphine in the IV and... man, I had a pharmascene conversion.
by TheBarsMyDestination July 26, 2018
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Welch conversion

Converting a person who welched on a bet, to finally paying you the bet.
Norm finally paid me the money he owed me from a bet, after I gave him a ton of shit for being a Welch. He is a Welch conversion.
by Word Whisperer January 5, 2026
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Two Point Conversion

When you already have one member of the opposite sex in the bag and you try to get another as well. This usually ends up with you loosing the one you already have. Chances of success are slim.
Corey was drinking at the bar one night with his friends. He found a chick to go home with but then got greedy and went for the two point conversion with a female fire fighter. He ended up going home with his right and left hands instead
by Phill Latio November 3, 2008
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Lossless Matter Conversion

The ultimate cheat code for physics: turning anything into anything else with 100% efficiency and zero waste. This isn't recycling; it's the literal, atom-by-atom deconstruction of a pile of garbage and its perfect reassembly into a steak dinner, a diamond, or a starship part, using the exact same raw material (E=mc² energy requirements notwithstanding). It’s the replicator from Star Trek, the endpoint of nanotechnology, and the death knell for all scarcity-based economics. If you have energy and a matter source (like, say, random asteroids), you have everything.
*Example: "The colony ship doesn't carry spare parts; it has a lossless matter conversion bay. A broken thruster gets fed in, the atoms are scrambled, and out comes a new thruster, a medical kit, and a fresh batch of coffee, all from the same base matter. It just costs a solar system's worth of energy to run."
by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026
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