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road construction

1. An excuse used to piss people off on their way to work.

2. One of 2 seasons in Minnesota.

3. unnecesary delay.
1. Jeffery was in bad mood all day because of road construction.

2. I was sad to see the end of winter, I'm not very partial to Road Construction.

3. I was late to work due to road construction.
by Michael McKid November 10, 2007
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Philly Construction Crew

A sexual act wherein hot tar is funneled into a woman's anus, the man then has his way with her before the tar hardens.
John had ordered his driveway to be paved so that he could use the leftover tar to give Sally a Philly Construction Crew.
by The Horny Badger July 26, 2011
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parallel construction

The government broke its own laws and violated your rights. But fuck you, bro, nothing you can do about it. You going to jail.
Cop: We didn't have reasonable grounds to stop and search.

Prosecutor: Get up to date man! No problem! I'll just use a parallel construction.
by mrdobolino December 7, 2016
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The Construction Dump

The act of entering someones house without permission and using the nicest bathroom they have to leave the nastiest and most disgusting shut they'll ever see not flushed and partly not in the bowl. It works perfectly along side the "Iowa atomic corn bomb"
The other day some construction worker used my upstairs bathroom and left what they call "The Construction Dump" allover my toilet. It was filled with corn.
by AM40012 May 25, 2017
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Mexican Construction Crew

A sex position(s)...obviously. All parties involved are required to speak Spanish only (rudimentary English at most). All penis wielding individuals must insert said key into their partner (preferably woman). Then they use their partner as a fulcrum on which to rotate. The penis holder then has to rotate around their parter in a corkscrew motion while applying similar force to a jackhammer.
"Oh hey you look like you have had a bad day, want to 'Mexican Construction Crew'?"
"No habla Ingles."
"Oh oye, parece que has tenido un mal día, ¿quieres 'Equipo de Construcción Mexicano'?"
"Si."
*sex occurs*
by cumsquad January 8, 2023
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fiber construction engineer

The sophisticated and dignified manner in which to address someone who's been given the mind numbing task of building cardboard boxes for wine bottles.
At work:
Temp:"What are we doing today?"
Supervisor:"Same as yesterday, building more boxes."
Temp:"How do I put that down in my resume?"
Supervisor:"Write down that you've been a fiber construction engineer."
by Romez February 28, 2008
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get-out-of-the-way-and-let-her-fuck-the-construction-worker

The duty of a male when the girl he likes decides to date a man of lesser qualities / virtues / value
"She evidently likes the douche with the receding hairline...It's time to get-out-of-the-way-and-let-her-fuck-the-construction-worker."
by Wallace Carlos September 22, 2009
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