Congratullatio

A form of cunnilingus given after a spectacular feat that merits congratulations.

The man scored a touchdown and received post-game Congratullatio.

by Ballers4lyfe October 29, 2010

congratrollations

The expression of success for an internet troll; the act of congratulating someone sarcastically by trolling them.

Congratrollations, I guess you made a point, ass.

by amclay April 13, 2011

Congradudolences

noun

1. The act of congradudolating

2. Expression of joy and perfunctory sympathy on the death of a horrible and miserly parent-in-law, (usually father) especially when a fortune has been inherited.

interrogation

3. congradudolences ? ( used on the passing of an unpopular relative when the size of inheritance is not known)

Congradudolences bro, that monster in-law's penthouse will be pretty sweet

by bestia March 5, 2015

congrats

the word you use to spell congrateulashons

congrats for ur graduation

by not original you see? April 1, 2020

congradulations

what morons give each other when they graduate community college. those who earn real degrees give each other congratulations.

Billy Bob: Hey Bubba, congratulations! You did it!
Bubba: ...
Billy Bob: I'mean congradulations on gettin yer degree!
Bubba: Aw shucks, was nuthin. Takin them classes was easy. Them testes was the worstest, though.

by TheShocker68 October 15, 2009

congrats

short for wordCongratulations/word

Person 1: I'm getting hitched soon
Person 2: Congrats dude

by The-Doc October 22, 2003

Congratsturbating

Creating a problem that affects millions of people, then praising oneself for fixing only the small part of the problem that affects you and then masturbating.

(from April 29th, 2013 The Daily Show with Jon Steward) - featuring the Urban Dictionary word "Procrasturbating"

Sen. Susan Collins (R): "It's nice to know, that when we work together we really can solve problems!"

Jon: "Yeah, how nice from you - I think I have a new word for the Urban Dictionary: Congratsturbating."

by Al P Trollolol April 30, 2013