blanket condemnation

The "overall" or "all-encompassing" disapproving verbal statement that Lucy vanPelt --- and Miss Othmar, too, apparently --- made regarding Linus's precious "yard of outing-flannel".

Before Lucy makes too big of a blanket condemnation of Linus's fabric-related "affliction", perhaps she should run a quick reality-check on her OWN life and see how many insecurities that SHE HERSELF has... she merely reacts to them in a different (and often far-more-upsetting/destructive!) way, such as screaming,. punching,. kicking things, etc., but she has said sensitivities all the same.

by QuacksO November 12, 2019

Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth

When a dude does NOT penetrate his virgin girlfriend, but, shoots his load onto her pussy, it does, on rare occasion, result in Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth.

Why did you shoot your load onto her pussy? That was stupid. Now you've had a case of Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth, and you never even fucked her.

No dude, we've got a bunch of TV interviews starting tonight. We're gonna be rich and famous!

by Thomas Flathill March 22, 2009

Inaccurate Conception

The act of God impregnating Joseph instead of Mary

God-"Shit dude, look what I did, Joseph just looked more appealing."
Mary-"What the hell."
God-"I'm gonna betch slap you, shit bag."
Mary-"Okay"
God-"...It was just some inaccurate conception... NOT!"

by Koniliza Rise February 7, 2007

Conception

The act of conning a con-man, who is conning a con-man, who is conning a con-man, etc.

Person 1: "Yo dawg, I heard you like cons..."

Person 2: "Yes! I love conception!"

by 6*9=42 January 5, 2013

sex, conception & pregnancy

when a snake is all alone and lonely and excited he enters a cave. while in the cave he is warm and more excited to he shoots out little snakes everywhere. then the snake comes out. and after about 9 long agonising months all the little snakes come out.

they not only had sex they had sex, conception & pregnancy.

by asir inasub March 3, 2008

imaculate conception

The faeces immediately after anal sex, coated in semen.

"The world would be a better place if you'd been an imaculate conception"

by pederast December 26, 2008

Period blood consumption

When a girl consumes their used tampon or pad to restore there iron lost the week of her period (eating healthy could make this more enjoyable)

I have low iron efficiency so I have to take supplements or consume my period blood (period blood consumption

by Alenagolfer September 30, 2019