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consolation prize

This is a sex term describing when.....
A guy goes on the pull and finds a girl he thinks he has a chance of havin sex with that night, and so feeds her with drinks till its almost inevitable. They end up round her place but she's so drunk, she passes out on the bed before they get their clothes off. The guy then, knowing he won't get what he came there for, flips her onto her back, wanks off and sprays his load down the middle of her spine.

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Consolation : the comfort you feel when consoled in times of disappointment
tunde:"Dave and Sarah were really going at it the other night weren't they. Did the brother get a slew?"
Mev:"No, he said he got a consolation prize though"
tunde:"That's my dogg!"
by | tund3 | July 24, 2008
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Consolation Fries

Free food given to you by restaurants when they screw up your food.
"I was at Outback and they didn't cook my steak right. When it came back to the table, there were more fries on the plate. They gave me "Consolation Fries."
by Myrina September 24, 2011
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Contellation

The Shit, It Also is My Word. And I use it as most of My User names
by Grace (Constellation) December 9, 2004
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consolation game

The consolation game is the played by the two losers of the semi-finals.
by liverpool November 11, 2013
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Consolation blunt

A blunt that is provided as a consolation for a friend who has just had an expensive piece of paraphernalia, usually a bong, smashed by the pigs.

Having a bong smashed, especially by a smug prick wearing a badge, is one of the most disheartening parts of smoking weed. Usually requires some good cannabis to prevent a paraphernalia charge turning into a murder-suicide.
Pigs took your Zong? I'll call Shortie, we'll get you a consolation blunt.
by kickflipthecat July 1, 2009
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Condolations

an expression of surprise and confusion, especially on the occasion where a good thing happens at the worst timing
Oh, you got remarried at your husband's funeral? My Condolations!
by MoodMechanic November 15, 2022
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condensationing

Verb: when condensation from a cold-liquid filled object assaults one with itself.
This ice pack is condensationing isn't all over me.
by Sharrrr September 18, 2013
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