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Collinsville

Collinsville is a town of about 26,000 about 15 minutes east of St. Louis. It is considered to be a suburb of St. Louis and part of the IL metro area. It is one of the only places in the nation where you can find every stereotype in the same town. There are rich snobs, country clubs, complete ghetto, trailer parks, projects, white-collar neighborhoods, blue-collar neighborhoods, farmers, and rednecks. In high school, the diverse atmosphere leads to groups forming and regularly engaging in "Gangs of New York" style fighting. You find similar people to yourself, get as drunk as possible, and meet in a field for a huge public melee. These fights were usually recorded and then played during class the next day for the entertainment of students and teachers alike. One thing they all have in common is that everyone begins drinking by the eighth grade at the latest. Most are well into the late stages of alcoholism before graduation from high school. This carries on into adulthood where that annual Italian Fest celebration floods mainstreet with massive amounts of drinking and public urination.
What used to be one of the most competitive sports high schools in the nation has become one of the worst. This is due to a lack of motivation from male athletes stemming from the girls preferring to sleep with drug addicts. This leads to built up frusttration and thus, more drunken fighting. Sometimes people chill out and go on back road trips or "BRT's" where they cruise country roads and smoke lots of pot. There is a large Wigger population. Some grow out of it, the rest go to jail. Other than all that it's a pretty sweet place to live. We keep it real.

Oh yeah, and there's some ancient Indian Burial Mounds and the worlds largest Catsup Bottle.
"You better give them your beer dude, or these Collinsville dudes are going to kick your ass and take it anyway."
by Urban Dictionary February 13, 2008
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needs more phil collins

originating in online community we are the music makers, "needs more phil collins" signifies a poignant lack of phil collins in anything you please. usually it can be easily corrected by adding just the right amount of him, be it a jpeg or maybe midi samples of relevant phil collins musical endeavors.
"i'm sorry tue, but your submission for the university art contest needed more phil collins.

perhaps refer to your classmates' submissions. the world is just a better place with appropriate amounts of phil collins."
by tht! tne January 1, 2005
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COLINisation

refers to the New Zealand based media darling Colin Mathura-Jeffree, who has the uncanny ability to be fabulous at everything and be everywhere at all times. His image is instantly recognisable and in New Zealand a new COLINisation has been welcomed with open arms.
every man in New Zealand now takes a little more time getting dressed, trying to do a Mathura-Jeffree thanks to the COLINisation of our print and electronic media. The world better watch out...he's coming!!
by Joannalexus January 24, 2010
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colin meloy

Lead vocalist for The Decemberists. Known for his distinct voice, incredible stage presence, and intricate lyrics, which utilize a ridiculously expansive vocabulary.
Graduated with a degree in creative writing, before going into music with Tarkio, then his current band, The Decemberists.
"Colin Meloy punted the ball into deep orbit..."
(kickball in SF before the Decemberists show)
by quirkily January 22, 2006
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Colin

Some refer to as "Colin" but most people call him the Protector of the universe. Legends have it that he could beat the great Zeus in a arm wrestle without even breaking a sweat. He is the one who banished the Titans, and some even say his best friends are Jesus Christ, and Chuck Norris. If you run into this man thank him for banishing evil demons from this planet and vanquishing all evil from your land. He is one man you don't want to mess with.
"Oh shit, I slept with Colin's women"
" Your S.O.L."
by Battery00 January 8, 2012
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Colinization

Acting, talking, or eating like a person named Colin.
You've got a Mountain Dew in one hand and a bike in the other - you have been through Colinization.
by merrymerrychristmas December 15, 2016
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Colin Morgan

THE most GORGEOUS human being to have ever walked the earth. No, seriously have you SEEN the guy smile????? Exactly.

Like most beautiful things he only appears once in a blue moon, he is the most reserved guy out there and legend has it he's still waiting by the lake....
"Has anyone seen Colin Morgan lately?"
"Only in my dreams..."
by ehm no how dare u January 7, 2021
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