The act of flinging sizzling hot Calamari on a gentleman's fully erect penis. If successful, the gentleman should shout Hoopla, Hoopla Hoopla whilst trying to remove the hot Calamari before 2nd degree burns occur. No one wants that of course.
"Would you like to play Calamari Hoopla tonight darling? I have some spare Calamari, I thought it might be fun?"
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