The catatonic state resulting from high amounts of various intoxicating substances, Including but not limited to any thing other than food and water.
"Dude, like i was up all night cracked out", "Sorry officer, been partying all night and a bit crack out", and "After the party we stopped at Denny's and i was too cracked out to eat"
by Primitive-Science October 20, 2009
Get the cracked out mug.A website which prides itself as "America's Only Humor Site" most often featuring some very interesting topics presented in a list form with a humorous outlook. While a great place to learn facts and be entertained, with a nice hint of benign satire, the writers of Cracked.com are starting to take things too far.
While these subjects may be quite interesting and informative , topics such as "5 Uncomfortable Truths About Rape on College Campuses" and "8 Terrifying Life Lessons From a Former Terrorist", do NOT belong on "America's Only Humor Website" despite how many little jokes they use decorate them so that they can remain funny while actually being deadly serious. What also doesn't belong on "America's only humor website" is pretty much all of the writer's preachy and one sided liberal bias, which causes the reader who doesn't share the exact same views to rather feel alienated and demonized by the writers WHOSE JOB IT IS TO HUMOR THEM NOT INDOCTRINATE THEM and also their many commentators many of whom only read Cracked.com because "Americas Only Humor Website's" idea of satire caters to a sense of humor (the "only humor") that suits their own views.
While these subjects may be quite interesting and informative , topics such as "5 Uncomfortable Truths About Rape on College Campuses" and "8 Terrifying Life Lessons From a Former Terrorist", do NOT belong on "America's Only Humor Website" despite how many little jokes they use decorate them so that they can remain funny while actually being deadly serious. What also doesn't belong on "America's only humor website" is pretty much all of the writer's preachy and one sided liberal bias, which causes the reader who doesn't share the exact same views to rather feel alienated and demonized by the writers WHOSE JOB IT IS TO HUMOR THEM NOT INDOCTRINATE THEM and also their many commentators many of whom only read Cracked.com because "Americas Only Humor Website's" idea of satire caters to a sense of humor (the "only humor") that suits their own views.
CRACKED.COM: "America's Only Humor Website" (DISCLAIMER: If you do not believe in Feminism, abortion, gun control, same-sex marriage or cannabis legislation, abandon all hope of ever writing for us. Don't read our articles. Don't contact us. Don't subscribe to our feeds. Cracked.com is a safe space on the internet for tolerance and from being judgemental of people towards their views, their educational background and their race.*)
* "Almost every republican is a white lower to middle class undereducated person from the south,meaning a majority of them range from stupid to dumbfuck stupid."
*" Republicans - The far right: stubborn gun wielding anti-abortion homophobes who want to run this nation."
(both copied and pasted from the opening lines of two different Cracked.com articles about republicans.)
* "Almost every republican is a white lower to middle class undereducated person from the south,meaning a majority of them range from stupid to dumbfuck stupid."
*" Republicans - The far right: stubborn gun wielding anti-abortion homophobes who want to run this nation."
(both copied and pasted from the opening lines of two different Cracked.com articles about republicans.)
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1. Glass is cracked
Cynical expression which originates from the metaphorical "glass-half-empty-or-half-full", positing that it matters NOT "whether the glass is half empty or half full" as the glass is "cracked" and therefor prone to "leaking". (i.e. Pessimism versus optimism is irrelevant).
- Noun
2. Failure; Cynic (person)
3. Impossible situation or cause (action)
1. Glass is cracked
Cynical expression which originates from the metaphorical "glass-half-empty-or-half-full", positing that it matters NOT "whether the glass is half empty or half full" as the glass is "cracked" and therefor prone to "leaking". (i.e. Pessimism versus optimism is irrelevant).
- Noun
2. Failure; Cynic (person)
3. Impossible situation or cause (action)
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