cockture

A culture based on thinking from a guys dick. Making life decisions for a happy penis

He’s such a cockture
They think the cockture way

by Funkycacti December 7, 2021

Coralus Cockius

The scientific name for a bad case of penile genital warts; so bad, that if looks as if the penis has grown a coral reef.

Aaron: Yo bro, I heard that Miles got a bad case of Coralus Cockius.
Dan: Yeah dawg, its probably because he fucked that fat hoe who broiled her own warts
Aaron: Too bad he aint no BC Baller

by A-dawgdizzle December 17, 2009

cockussy

A cock. Cockussy is another name for a cock. Made by combining the word "cock" and the suffix "-ussy".

Damn bro, this boy got the best cockussy in town, no cap.

by The_Great_Alex May 13, 2022

cocktastic

1. Abysmal
2. The opposite of fantastic.
3. The equivalent of having a large sweaty cock dangled in your face.

Michael Bay continues his crusade to flood the earth with cocktastic films.

by Jonny Nakamura December 5, 2010

cocktastrophe

when giving a bj, you actualdently bite off the cock.

"AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN SEE THE LIGHT"
"oh no! get him to the hospital, its a cocktastrophe!:

by Paul Webb September 15, 2003

cockgust

Cockgust (cock-gust). Penile expulsion of gas.
-verb.
After having too much sex (is that possible?), all that comes out is a gust of air.

-noun
Describing someone as a cockgust implies they're either an idiot or impotent or both.

(Origin: While bored, changed 'August' to 'Cockgust' on a calendar.)

After banging away successfully all weekend, the final intention was to dot her eyes, but all that came out was a cockgust.

by Nick-B August 24, 2007

Cockcussion

Concussion caused by giving too much head

He has a cockcussion from last night.

by Maria F. December 13, 2020