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cocktease

A girl who is flirtacious with almost any member of the opposite sex and pretending it is only innocent behavior, often with the primary intention of fishing for compliments
She was such a cocktease that she even flirted with an 80 year-old wilted man to garner some compliments.
by Andrew February 13, 2003
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cockernet

Like the titernet, but:

The internet as seen by a (gay) guy with some time alone.
Saturday night I have by myself, so I generally porn about on the cockernet.
by Ashley Sykes March 18, 2008
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Mad Cocker

The name given to a man who carried out a series of attacks in Sheffield, England in the summer of 1988. These attacks involved him going door to door in residential areas throughout the city with a male chicken hidden discretely under his coat. Upon finding an unlocked door, he would forcefully thrust the "Mad Cock" on his victims on the other side of the door. Such attacks were marked with a card thrown into the fray with the words inscribed: "You've been Cocked by the Mad Cocker".
After my aunt was cocked by the Mad Cocker, she had to spend 6 weeks in nuthouse receiving daily electroshock therapy. She's still never fully recovered.
by son_of_mad_cocker July 6, 2008
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shirt-cocker

A man who wears only a shirt at a nude beach.
The beach wandering shirt-cocker enjoyed tanning his buns while keeping the sun off his back.
by Uncle Mit September 7, 2009
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Cocktell

It's when chicks do chick stuff like hangin' around the house and talks about sex and the size of the dicks of the guys they had sex with.
Chick number 1: I'm sooo looking forward to our slumberparty this weekend, I wanna do some cocktell

Chick number 2: OMG! yes, I love cocktells. And to give a hint, he has such a small penis. how can he ever satisfy someone with that small thing?

Chick number 1: Stop cocktelling now, cocktells are for this weekend only!
by Osiris_god August 19, 2009
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Cockler

A cock or chicken dressed as hitler
My grandpa has a cock (chicken) farm, and the star of the show is his famous cockler, feared by the cews
by Anosmodnar April 7, 2022
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cocker mocker

One who mocks the cock by the dock :(
Sarah: Your cock is not poggers

Octavian: Sorry but why at the dock babe :(
Sarah: You brought the cocker mocker wrath on yourself
by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022
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