Cockeyed

When a male child is born without eyelids and the doctors use the left over skin from circumcision to make a set of eyelids.

Doctor: it's ok miss, we haven't circumcised him yet, we'll just use the extra skin to make him a set of eyelids.
Mother: You can't do that he'll be cockeyed.
Doctor: Well thats true, but just think of the foresight he'll have?

by winkelTossa January 2, 2019

cockeysville middle school

a jail...a school in cockeysville MD with no windows and ugly lockers. we are a mix of ghetto, white trash and rich snobs... and then the people that aren't afraid to be themselves.even though our school is ugly, we will go to dulaney and have a life... unlike some other schools in MD who aren't as fortunate.

"cockeysville sucks, but at the same time we're better than evreyone else.

by rjgrebtgkhe April 22, 2005

cockeye

The cockeye is the hole at the tip of the penis. The slit like shape of it has spawned the name 'japseye', due to its similarity the the ocular region of Japanese people.

i piss out of my cockeye

you're such a fucking cockeye

by Jofra May 23, 2004

mouldy cockness

the worst! usually a descriptive word used when extremely drunk. pure minging! originated from an ancient phillosopher Dorcus the great. the term 'mouldy cockness'is usually said after the word 'pure.' see example.

a bouncer chucking u out of the club for swearing, thats pure mouldy cockness!!

by Sam and Ruthi December 15, 2006

cockness monster

whenst a man gets an erection,
whilst in ye olde bathtub

"dude, you shouldve seen my cockness monster, it was slimy"

by takeittothemacks December 19, 2008

Cockeysville Middle School

It's a school where there are specific social classes. All the sporty and popular people, semi-popular and then the average, along with the invisible. Little long lockers that are a disgusting color for 6&7th grade but 8th graders get blue painted lockers (yea that's fair). The teachers are varied. Good, bad, boring, funny, everything is there. We have ugly gym uniforms (which I guess is common in schools. You don't really need to look amazing in gym though). There are still good people in the school otherwise, along with people barely tolerable. The good this is if you end up going to high school you will most likely be going to dulaney, better then most high schools.

Cockeysville middle school means the good, bad and the ugly.

by sabby.arts August 1, 2015

Cockeye

A person who can't see things properly

This cockeye person took my phone instead of his!

by Holyflamer July 8, 2017