cockmonster

45 year old drunk chick named Alice that loves to get drunk and suck cock.

Damn, Alice sure was a cockmonster last night at the bar.

by Richard Stiffrod January 7, 2004

cockmonster

A blue hairy monster that bites your cock off and eats it.

AAH! Watch out! A cockmonster!

by GuyNextDoor May 18, 2006

cockmonster

A person or thing who can consume penis type objects at higher rates than cockpeasants.

Frank is a cockmonster look at that fat fucker eat!

by Amanada G. thats right Amanda G! January 29, 2003

Cockmonster

A man usually named tommaso is hungry for sperm

hey tommo you have a tiny cock lol omg #suckmeoff you cockmonster

by Tommaso the cockmoster June 9, 2017

cockmonster

A character I made up that is just a very large pp with eyes and it eats people but not before ejaculating into their mouths until they burst open 卐

My dog was overtaken by the cockmonster

by Mikaiel February 12, 2022

Cocklobster

When you get sunburn on your penis

He went to a nude beach and now has got a cocklobster

by anonymous March 15, 2024

Cocklobster

A female or gay man who is basically attached to any cock. They have no shame. Synonym of whore or slut.

DAMN, YEA I KNOW ALLY SHE IS A STRAIGHT COCKLOBSTER.

by Dirtyasclean January 30, 2026