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musket chugger

A derogatory term used to degrade old men who pass the time by sucking on the penises of their fellow senior citizens. The plural form of this noun is known as a “double-barreled musket chugger” in which an older man simultaneously and skillfully chugs two penises at one time. Term originated from act that single handedly ended the Civil War at the Battle of Palmito Ranch in which General Custer surrendered after being forced to double barrel musket chug both Abraham Lincoln and General Grant a period in excess of an hour.
His bike was broke and Ian had no money to fix it so he double barrel musket chugged that man real good and got it for free. What a Musket chugger...
by Meh Meh Where's My treat March 22, 2008
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Chuggerfucker

A term used in Dark Souls 2 PvP. When one drinks Estus, or uses other healing items in an arena match, he shall be called a "chuggerfucker"
Dude, he ran away and used his flask, whan a chuggerfucker.

Don't be a dick, don't be a chuggerfucker.
by KebabKebab May 22, 2014
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chub chugger

One who frequently performs spontaneous acts of fellatio. A fanatical fellatrix.
Dude, she's a prototypical chub chugger... ...your definately gonna get a knobber tonight.
by Scott-in-PSCa November 9, 2008
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bone-chugger

1. Any person who performs fellatio with wild abandon.
2. Derogatory title used to demean the intended target.
Man, I tell you Sheila is quite the bone-chugger

That fricken Larry guy is a damn bone-chugger. Let's ditch him.
by el-dday December 10, 2008
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Kentucky Chugger

The act of receiving head from a girl whilst she is suffering from faecal vomiting* resulting in a juicy mess.

(*where fully digested matter is expelled from the intestines through the mouth rather than anus)
Holy mackerel Herman, I can't believe you got a Kentucky Chugger from Helga in that youth hostel last night.
by Bingo1000 January 10, 2016
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Toilet Cloggers

Nick : Did you see that girl’s tits?
Dan : Yeah. Fucking toilet cloggers.
by The_Streets October 12, 2017
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One logger clogger

When you clog the toilet with one large turd. The turf tends to just kind of waller around in there.
Hey, do you have a plunger? Just had a one logger clogger. Yeah, man. No U-bend for this thing. Gonna have to chop it up
by Joebock November 22, 2020
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