Clover Keith

Award-winning point of sale technology consultant notorious for saying “I gotta boot up.”

If it weren’t for Clover Keith, our restaurant would still be in the Stone Age.

by Clover Keith March 10, 2022

Throat Closer

A throat closer is a peanut butter sandwich. It is aptly named because the excess amount of peanut butter (and sometimes Nutella) will cause your throat to feel like it's closing and make it difficult to breathe.

"Hey man, wanna have a couple throat closers?"
"No thanks, I don't feel like dying today."

by jerseybish January 19, 2021

cloverleaf

The sexual gang-banging of a male unicorn by a party of four, at least two of whom are male. The unicorn penetrates two individuals, one with horn and one with penis, while being penetrated, in turn, orally and anally.

The term derives from a cloverleaf on a freeway that features at least two on-ramps and two off-ramps — Two points of entry, two points of exit.

We had only been playing Dungeons & Dragons for about half an hour before the whole party forgot its quest and started cloverleafing the hell out of a Unicorn.

by Jerry Gygax November 14, 2011

clam choder

the sweat off of your chode drips off into another persons mouth.

"She threw up after tasting my clam choder."

by ymousnona October 30, 2007

closer

in dating, one who is consistently able to seal the deal with the opposite sex, be it in the bedroom or in some other emotionally satisfying manner

- "He's been calling me for like 3 weeks now but nothing's happened."
- "Yeah, he's not a closer."

by woundedgazelle August 2, 2005

Clower

Colorado roots, although named from England.
A ladies man with a large penis. Successful business man with goals and a bright future

I wanna be a Clower when i grow up

by birdsfan April 20, 2010

Closer

Halo 9 and the fifth track on the Nine Inch Nails album 'The Downward Spiral'. One of their most well-known songs with an easily recognisable beat, influenced by that of Iggy Pop's 'Nightclubbing'. Sexiest song ever.

"I wanna fuck you like an animal;
I wanna feel you from the inside;
I wanna fuck you like an animal;
My whole existence is flawed.

You get me closer to God."

by reznor = god August 1, 2007