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clive muncher

anyone who enjoys eating muff for long periods of time
by Mark March 16, 2004
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do a clive kelly

to play any Card game with more than one person and acting harmless so people over look your threat while moving in for the kill in other words being a sneaky git
"ahh your totaly trying to do a clive kelly on us"
by n1kon May 15, 2008
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clive walker brown

A mythical individual who resided in Saginaw Michigan who’s main claim to fame was using obscene language on CB, AM and FM radio in the 70’s.
Dude, he keyed the mic and went full Clive Walker Brown.

Clive Walker Brown said he’d waltz your wife around the room like a dog in heat.
by Mofiggie February 5, 2023
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clive named five

nine, eight, seven, six, five, clive named five!
by OzarkaPash November 14, 2020
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Clive's Tim Tam Slam

The act of leaving a Tim Tam biscuit in a cup of tea until it is soft and lost all form, then pouring into your girlfriends arse for her to squirt back into your mouth.

Named after Australian icon Clive Palmer.
"Hey dude how was your night?"
"Bro it was epic, me and Kara did the old Clive's Tim Tam Slam"
by Buggeroo September 12, 2017
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Clive Kent's Fucking Mum

Used as a term to express frustration, annoyance or mild anger at something, somewhat similar to "For Fuck Sake". Can also be abbreviated in short messages in a similar way and it is not uncommon to see the acronym CKFM. When pronouncing, the emphasis is placed on the word 'fucking'.

The Phrase originated in Cranbourne School, Basingstoke (UK) in the mid 1990's where Clive Kents mum would give gob jobs to the boys for a can of Strongbow cider. Since then the phrase has spread and entered the lexicon of most of Hampshire (UK) and has also spread to areas of Leicester and Leicestershire (UK).
Bob - *Knocks a glass of water on the floor*
Bob - Clive Kent's Fucking Mum!

Message example:
Bob - "my missus came home early and caught me at it"
Steve - "CKFM, why did she have to do that?"
by Sabi Gunter May 17, 2025
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clive iowa

clive is the most rad most awesome where all da crips r at and dey just chill
yo crip when we goin to clive iowa to just chill with da homies and crips
by DaveH06 May 23, 2020
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