Clive

When a cold-sore is so large it has a face and name.

Amy - "I can't wait to meet again, you have a lovely head of hair and I can't wait to kiss you"

Karlton - "Yeah, about that, Clive has moved in for a while, mind if he tags along?"

by BabyMuffin July 25, 2011

Clive Diffing

(1) "Clive Diffing" is a misspelling of "Cliff Diving" by drunken hockey fans in an internet chatroom or message board. (2) 1950's English actor.

After a few Mooseheads, the phrase, "I hate those Cliff Diving bandwagon fans," becomes "I hit those Clive Diffing assholes."

by Jacketfan March 23, 2011

Chivey

A food that contains a great deal of chives.

I like my twice baked potatoes extra buttery and chivey.

by Anastasia13 February 21, 2014

clive dangerously

A really cool guy who runs the best blog since the invention of pre-sliced bread. If you take away the "c", you get Mr. Danerously's motto: LIVE DANGEROUSLY.

ME: Hey kids, who is your hero and/or role model?
KIDS: CLIVE DANGEROUSLY!
ME: And what does Clive tell us to do?
KIDS: LIVE DANGEROUSLY!

by Ryan Kasabian March 16, 2005

Clive

n. chav - used as a derogatory term to describe a pikey.

Gavin your such a clive

by Narly May 18, 2004

clive

he is 45 usually. his van stands out well in the car park.

clive is a nonce

by prime minister boii May 28, 2020

Clive Muffin

1. A muffin prepared with bodily fluids (i.e. semen) in repacement of many of the wet ingredients in traditional muffins. The mixture is an alternative, high protien , low fat muffin that makes for a scrumtious treat.

2. A Man who has asteticly pleasing figures, and is generously endowed. The term first orgininated in ST.D where these men were worshipped like gods.

1. a) I made a batch of clive muffins this morning from ingredient saved from last night.
b) Clinton enjoyed a fresh batch of hs own clive muffins.

2. Mitch and Clint are a pair of clive muffins.

by M-Phresh January 2, 2008