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Clincher

The involuntary long term contraction of your O-ring after being kicked really hard. Similar to an asshole cramp.
Billy kicked me square in the asshole and gave me a 2 minute clincher.
by kalamir Erick December 28, 2005
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clinched

when you get totaly stoned and can't open your eyes
-wana smoke another one?
-nah, I'm already clinched.
by dj smorgasbord February 2, 2005
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Clinch

The Clinch is the embodiment of STI's. The Clinch can spread infection through proximity, saliva, blood, urine, and other means not yet identified by modern science. Some evidence suggests persons can contract a variety of infections from the clinch via text messages, msn, or even from excessive facebook creeping. Currently the only known prevention from contracting Clinch based virus' is abstaining from excessive contact with the Clinch.
I got the clancy when I looked at "The Clinch" for too long.
by My Corn December 16, 2008
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Clinchie

Clinchie is a fucken nuff nuff
by MarkBubba June 13, 2006
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Butt clinching

a man squeezing their glutes together during oral sex to make it last longer.
The adult actor was butt clinching to last the whole hour.
by Coop Dupe June 9, 2018
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clinched ur nose

to clinched your nose is to stop your lie
clinched ur nose - to not lie fully
by recool August 14, 2011
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clinch touch

the act of violently smacking your penis across someone's face several times.
If you keep talking about me I will have to clinch touch you!
by crazycookie123 August 7, 2017
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