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climate change

A term used instead of global warming because the full impact of human caused CO2 emissions isn't known to scientists, and many are predicting that worldwide heating of the atmosphere may cause changes in ocean currents, and therefore, in some cases, cooling of some areas like the Eastern seaboard of North America.

The existence of climate change is virtually undisputed by all the world's leading scientists. The only people who mock it are fools who have been duped by the echo chamber created by junk science manufactured by oil companies and car manufacturers, in short, those who have a vested instrest in the status quo.

Only a complete retard or a goof would believe that climate change isn't occuring, or that "left wing" envirotards are part of some vast conspiracy to make-believe that we are in the midst of the sixth great extinction. What possible motive would these pinko commies have to pretend that the climate is changing? What benefit would such chicken little posturing have to them? The answer is no benefit whatsoever.

If you aren't sure whose motives are suspect, think of the old Roman proverb "look to see who benefits". Enviromentalists don't have some secret hidden agenda, they sincerly just want to live on a habitable planet. They don't make money from saving forests. Who makes money, the corporations, or the environmentalists?

Think about it, as a person who probably acts in their own rational self interest, who is more likely to lie and cheat, the party who stands to make or lose money? Or the poor buffoon who just wants to save some owls, and maybe breathe clean air?

Does anyone really honestly think their car exhaust dissapears?
Hurricane Katrina was an intense storm that was made more intense by the effects of climate change.
by moonbug November 17, 2006
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IMAX and climax

Going to IMAX theater with your girl and fucking in the theater.
Yo babe, fuck netflix and chill, let's do something dangerous like IMAX and climax.
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The menu buttons are clickable.
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Chikan Wang'd

When you bang a guy, guy on guy action, to the point where the other guy is paralyzed from head to toe. Usually getting it up the ass, maybe coming out from the mouth.
After the gay guys Chikan Wang'd each other, one of them ended up in the hospital being crippled for life with no chance of recovering. No way he's standing up from that, he might as well be staying in his death bed for the rest of his life.
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Climate Piss

When you suddenly have to take a piss because of a large fluctuation in temperature. Like form an eighty degree day to the nice, cool, sixty five of your house.
When you get up in the morning, you take a piss. Seconds later, you're in the (hot, steamy) shower, and you have to take another piss. But, instead of getting out, you just end up pissing all over the tiles of the shower. Here is a clearly defined Climate Piss.
by Ben E. May 15, 2008
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andrei chikatilo

An extremley fucked up person in the Soviet Union who murdered children between the ages 9-17. He couldnt ejaculate due to his impodantness, and longtime mental abuse from fellow colleuges and a rough childhood through a plauge, he eventualy gained the abilaty to cum if he stabbed people. So... he found people he found sexualy attractive from train stations and such, took them out in the forest, and stabbed the shit out of them, had his cum, and left. Most of his victims were still alive as he mutilated them, all the more for sexual pleasure, he also enjoyed biting off their nipples and such. He was eventualy caught after slaying about 53-54 people when he fucked up by walking out in public covered in bloooood, so the coppers took him in and negotiated him for about a week untill he finaly confessed. He was also kept in a cage during his trail leading up to his execution in Feburary, 1994
Johnny, stop bleeding all over your clothes and dating younger people, you look like Andrei Chikatilo
by StuffedMannequin August 10, 2006
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